Surely, the store couldn't change it for something of equal value?

use it as a gift for somebody else :)

Hey, now you have a gift for a friend or a loved one. EDIT: I didn't read #34 before commenting, my bad.

You're so funny, wait...

Hahaha... You suck wait...

I don't agree with your advice. OP, I would say you should give it to a family member or a friend. Or wait for the occasion to use it as a gift.

Do you know what a recovering alcoholic is? Someone that knows better than to "drink up"

I agree, don't be stupid, and good for you OP. I doubt that could have been easy!

#37 has apparently never heard of sarcasm.

Apparently sarcasm is non-existent on FML.

Hopefully, it's a very high end bottle of wine, so OP can go buy a cake from CakeBoss. If its a cheapo, then I guess OP could always eat a 99c Walmart cupcake.

The only cake that's good is ice cream cake. And unforunately, most supermarkets don't have that.

Walmart and Super 1do.

Sorry, I should've said good ice cream cake.

I would get a cheesecake from trader joes, mmmmmm cheesecake.

If anyone is familiar with the game "Portal", or just wants an amazingly moist, rich and delicious chocolate cake, Google "Portal cake recipe". I made one for my gamer friend and it was phenomenal. I am yet to make another; I just need an appropriate situation.

What about pancakes?

"I want that cake cake cake cake cake cakee"......wrong kinda cake ?

It's a sign, drink it... Or resist. It's all up to u OP. u could also sell it for the good stuff... cookies.

What?

You put wine in all kinda things to add flavor.

Do you often give your friends "disgusting" things? Lol

I think you might be drinking the wrong wine because some is quite delicious.

So why would a recovering alcoholic use a wine rack as a decoration again?

That's like being on a diet and having chips, soda, and cake on a rack for decoration. They won't serve their decorating purpose for very long.

That's not even a valid comparison. Who the fuck would decorate with junk food? At least a wine rack looks classy, and you don't have to fill it with wine necessarily.

It was an example to show how it wouldn't be a smart idea since he's a recovering alcoholic. Not on whether people actually decorate with food. You think I don't know people don't decorate with food? It's not really necessary to nit-pick everything, you know?

People stuck in the '60's decorate with food. Those damn hippies!