babyeaternomnom
Brampton, Canada
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Stunned
Wellington, New Zealand
Today, after heavy rain my street flooded. While in my living room, I looked outside to see that my elderly neighbour was outside splashing in a knee deep puddle. He was butt-naked and wearing a snorkel and flippers. FML
Sprinkles
Australia
Today, I discovered my elderly neighbour likes to roam around his yard naked and wash his balls with the sprinkler. I'm never going to grab a snack in my kitchen again. FML
MsConfusedd
Hazlet, United States
Today, I learned that my 76 year-old great aunt likes to swim naked, even when I have friends over. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
Anonymous
Beausoleil, France
Today, I came home from vacation, only to find my neighbours relaxing on my patio, and their kids swimming in my pool. FML
Nick
Today, I was swimming in a public pool, and I felt a tug on my swimming trunks. It was my grandma snorkeling. FML
Anonymous
Today, after house sitting for my neighbor, I realized that he has a camera pointed at my pool. FML
cjj325
United States
He needs them more than you
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML
annonymous
France
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Gent, Belgium
Chill out, lady
Today, I was verbally and physically attacked in a public pool, because I was swimming in what a grandma claimed was her part of the pool. Since I'm a very tolerant person, I calmly tried to talk some reason into the elderly lady. The lifeguard had to come to protect me. FML
Top comments
tnttse 6
Mhhh. Got nothing to lose when you're old.
Three4Ten 10
Did you join them?
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Comments (102)
sammySamantha 0
Eww FYL that really sucks hope you didnt see jis little wonders……
phatdaddy62 23
Little Wonders? Are you 12?
etoilenuit 15
This isn't an fml just because that would be so funny! Gives you a hilarious story to tell!
bebe0715 0
Call the police and ewwwww!
Fmlsea 28
yeah that would suck , but at least the oldies still got it let them enjoy their moment of being wild and careful . then you can worry about it . its only water you can get your pool cleaned anyway .
Razzel1996 2
he was prob doped on some pills in hid cabinet
Megan98 18
I automatically thought of the song "Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off", because the lady in the video was also elderly.
SamanthaCassieL 10
There are some things you can not unsee.. THAT is one of em.. Sorry OP... Maybe therapy can help you deal with this scarring moment ;)
hama806 19
Hope you didn't see his pendulous balls or her saggy boobs! That sure is something you can't un-see!
In_some_bullshit 13
"Off Their Rockers" Love It! Should have just joined em'
happy2468 21
Gotta love old people..