babyeaternomnom
Brampton, Canada
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Stunned
Wellington, New Zealand
Today, after heavy rain my street flooded. While in my living room, I looked outside to see that my elderly neighbour was outside splashing in a knee deep puddle. He was butt-naked and wearing a snorkel and flippers. FML
Sprinkles
Australia
Today, I discovered my elderly neighbour likes to roam around his yard naked and wash his balls with the sprinkler. I'm never going to grab a snack in my kitchen again. FML
MsConfusedd
Hazlet, United States
Today, I learned that my 76 year-old great aunt likes to swim naked, even when I have friends over. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
Anonymous
Beausoleil, France
Today, I came home from vacation, only to find my neighbours relaxing on my patio, and their kids swimming in my pool. FML
Nick
Today, I was swimming in a public pool, and I felt a tug on my swimming trunks. It was my grandma snorkeling. FML
Anonymous
Today, after house sitting for my neighbor, I realized that he has a camera pointed at my pool. FML
cjj325
United States
He needs them more than you
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML
annonymous
France
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Gent, Belgium
Chill out, lady
Today, I was verbally and physically attacked in a public pool, because I was swimming in what a grandma claimed was her part of the pool. Since I'm a very tolerant person, I calmly tried to talk some reason into the elderly lady. The lifeguard had to come to protect me. FML
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tnttse 6
Mhhh. Got nothing to lose when you're old.
Three4Ten 10
Did you join them?
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Comments (102)
ManInTheMachine 20
She was probably getting back in touch with her youthful,sexy wild side. Hopefully she wasn't having an Alzheimer-induced episode. Elderly neighbor: Hank, pass me the beach ball! No, don't try and get frisky with me, you rascal-- *OP walks up* -Who the **** are you? Ahh, the fruits of our youth. Just hope you're as energetic as her when you're older, OP.
ManInTheMachine 20
For anyone who asks "Who said it was an old lady?" That's just how I interpreted it.
nesteremily 31
omg...I went skinny dipping in my friends pool at midnight and her brother and his friends snuck up on us and saw me totally naked -_____- lol I'm a total moron.
flockz 20
pool story, bro.
zombiibabii 4
You cannot fathom the amount of ***** that most of us don't give.
nesteremily 31
and you cannot fathom how ******* ugly you are
zombiibabii 4
That might hold a little more merit if it wasn't coming from an individual who looks like a rejected mime. Work on your insults, sweetie, they aren't very good.
unknown_user5566 27
... Is this the point in time you were expecting everyone to make sexual comments at the thought of you being naked?
hockeyoceancity 13
33- I was thinking of doing it but my mother taught me if i had nothing nice to say don't say anything at all.
Fmlsea 28
yes you are a total moron , now that you admit it hopefully you can work on it !
In_some_bullshit 13
Same question as #33. Good point of view Kyleekay!!
TheJester12 15
speaking of skinny dipping ^
A7X_LoVeee 10
^hahahaha what the ****. Edit nvm the pic was removed.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Guys, he didn't just see her naked, he saw her TOTALLY naked! Sound the alarms. We have an FML. *sarcasm*
zombiibabii 4
Ick. Nothing makes the sight of wrinkled old flesh forgivable.
DarkHelmet 10
In Soviet Russia that offense is grounds for execution
nesteremily 31
no it's not...
aeropuppy 6
You must be scarred :(
unknown_user5566 27
The nakedness is awful and all, but why the hell were they in YOUR pool? Time to set some neighborly rules. 1) Clothing is not optional on your property. 2) They need to stay the **** out of your pool.
MrRayBans 8
36 Well, my parents in America (I live in France) tell our neighbors that if they want to swim to come and swim. And most of their neighbors are elderly. I'm surprised they haven't called me with this same story. Neighbors sometimes take advantage of others. It just happens.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
OP's elderly neighbors may have been senile (I did state this on another comment, sorry).
broim13calm_down 8
did you see all his extra saggy "skin" floating in the pool?
stonedfishies 10
Did you enjoy the view? ;)
gtaguy1217 10
I mean she just wants to enjoy the day :)
GomerHerpton 0
I'm looking forward to getting old enough to get away with this myself lol