By Laura - 30/11/2010 03:03

Today, I caught my daughter attempting to stick pencils up our cat's butt. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 033
You deserved it 5 368

Same thing different taste

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dillies 3

maybe she thought it was a pencil sharpener?

You didnt say how old your daughter is. That matters. If she is 6 years old, this behavior indicates the child should see a therapist. If she is 19 years old, this behavior indicates she should contact a **** talent agency.

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BeRealz 0

Sounds she an future serial killer! Look it up on Google.com study about how to find the future serial-killers.

this reminds me of an FML months ago when a mother found gutless mice under her sons bed.

BeRealz 0

I hope the kid said, "For the black plague people!".

She could also have a future as a vet, just sayin'.

whoisthisgirl 4

#1 that's animal abuse. there's links to killers starting with hurting animals.. lots of kids try touching animal butts. thankfully it wasn't her finger...

RedPillSucks 31

Hmmmm..... Future proctologist, or serial killer?

Saddam Hussein as a kid used to light a match on the street cats' tails just for fun, to see the fire slowly reaching the cat's body until it would burn to death. And he did that just for fun! Sicko.

I like her style. What type of pencil was it? I prefer to use a 2B

kids gonna learn. lock the door next time op

stephaniegeezy 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAA, win.

so? some of us from different countries with less entertainment do stuff like that. we used to tie a rope to cat's tails and Dee how far we could throw them haha

I'd take her to a doctor...that's not quite normal. Not trying to be rude or anything.

Take her to a child psychologist. This could definitely be a sign of inappropriate activities that someone might be pursuing with her. It is always better to be safe than sorry in situations like this.

RedPillSucks 31

Kids are curious. Depending on how old the child is, this could be perfectly normal. If this was a 2-5yr old, she's probably wondering what the heck is happening on the other end of the cat. If she's older than 8, .... dang! Perhaps a discussion with a trained professional might be warranted.

My 3 year old kid and my sister's 5 year old kid know not to stick things in animal asses. It is most certainly not normal behavior for a 2-5 year old. Kids of that age should know animals poop out of there. OP's child needs serious help.

wwerulez14 6

Obviously she saw her mommy and daddy playing "hide the stick in mommy's rearend", and just wanted to play along. Amazing what important details these people leave out of their FMLs.

dillies 3

maybe she thought it was a pencil sharpener?

Dave, are you the OP? Did you document the event with photos and post to your profile pic?

jackirose 0

rockhound- WIN! I be you're right:D

If your daughter has trying to crank the cat's tail, then I like the pencil sharpener explanation!

You didnt say how old your daughter is. That matters. If she is 6 years old, this behavior indicates the child should see a therapist. If she is 19 years old, this behavior indicates she should contact a **** talent agency.

my thoughts exactly! either way, even if she's young she'll be into either ********** or buttsecks...let's hope it's the latter.

Mr_Zachary 0

7: good god, woman! you are all about the brownies, admit it!

Cyosaric 0

LOL no I think anal is so gross! I'm just saying it's better than ***********

yaaaa right you know you like it in the pooper, it's ok nobody is gunna judge you ;)

bamagrl410 31

Haha poor cat. I've never heard of a child doing this before though. What have you been teaching her?

...to stick sharp pointy things into animals? Sounds like a matador in training!

I'd hate to be her boyfriend. poor kitty

I'm pretty sure the girls going to be lesbian, I mean she was obviously trying to play and pleasure a pussy that wasn't her 's.

b4 I finished reading this I thought it was gonna say she was sticking pencils up her ass lll

itziltheinsane 0

If the daughter is yound then keep her away from cats, future fetish is a possibility,but if she is old maybe she was bored or just a creeeeepppoooo.

Future fetish... Well I guess we know where Cat Woman came from.

RedPillSucks 31

It would only become a fetish if she associates sexual enjoyment with the act. Highly doubtful unless some pedo is stimulating her while she's sodomizing the cat.