Today, I caught my daughter attempting to stick pencils up our cat's butt. FML
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BeRealz
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Sounds she an future serial killer!
Look it up on Google.com study about how to find the future serial-killers.
Look it up on Google.com study about how to find the future serial-killers.
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unidentified_sta
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How about no
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mfmylifesrsly
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this reminds me of an FML months ago when a mother found gutless mice under her sons bed.
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BeRealz
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I hope the kid said, "For the black plague people!".
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jweezy89
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She could also have a future as a vet, just sayin'.
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whoisthisgirl
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#1 that's animal abuse. there's links to killers starting with hurting animals.. lots of kids try touching animal butts. thankfully it wasn't her finger...
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jagrmeister721
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Parent of the year.
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RedPillSucks
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Hmmmm..... Future proctologist, or serial killer?
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cesciscecsy
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Saddam Hussein as a kid used to light a match on the street cats' tails just for fun, to see the fire slowly reaching the cat's body until it would burn to death. And he did that just for fun! Sicko.
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TheRealFamilyGuy
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I like her style. What type of pencil was it? I prefer to use a 2B
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apriljoyo
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F your cat's life.
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sloppyflow
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kids gonna learn. lock the door next time op
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stephaniegeezy
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAA, win.
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FarSide
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F your pussy's life...
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olarvman
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so? some of us from different countries with less entertainment do stuff like that. we used to tie a rope to cat's tails and Dee how far we could throw them haha
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beccaaaaaaaa
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I'd take her to a doctor...that's not quite normal. Not trying to be rude or anything.
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aliaskis
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Take her to a child psychologist. This could definitely be a sign of inappropriate activities that someone might be pursuing with her. It is always better to be safe than sorry in situations like this.
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RedPillSucks
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Kids are curious. Depending on how old the child is, this could be perfectly normal. If this was a 2-5yr old, she's probably wondering what the heck is happening on the other end of the cat. If she's older than 8, .... dang! Perhaps a discussion with a trained professional might be warranted.
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Honesty4U
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My 3 year old kid and my sister's 5 year old kid know not to stick things in animal asses. It is most certainly not normal behavior for a 2-5 year old. Kids of that age should know animals poop out of there.
OP's child needs serious help.
OP's child needs serious help.
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wwerulez14
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Obviously she saw her mommy and daddy playing "hide the stick in mommy's rearend", and just wanted to play along.
Amazing what important details these people leave out of their FMLs.
Amazing what important details these people leave out of their FMLs.
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varp
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dr Phil wannabe
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scottovious
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f your cats life
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eternalsunlight
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poor cat!!
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miraggg
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poor poor cat :(
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ninjanate
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poor poor poor cat
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skyttlz
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poor poor poor poor cat
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kelserzzzz
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poor poor poor poor poor cat :(
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VaGino432
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poor poor poor poor poor poor cat =)
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Autoshot
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poor poor poor poor poor poor poor cat
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HighasaCloud
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purr purr purr purr purr purr purr purr cat
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dillies
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maybe she thought it was a pencil sharpener?
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DaveOnDope
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Win!
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rockhound
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Dave, are you the OP? Did you document the event with photos and post to your profile pic?
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jackirose
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rockhound- WIN! I be you're right:D
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FarSide
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If your daughter has trying to crank the cat's tail, then I like the pencil sharpener explanation!
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elitewtf
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LOL
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Feklfekl2222
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I have a cat arse pencil sharpener!
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FerrariCake
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You didnt say how old your daughter is. That matters. If she is 6 years old, this behavior indicates the child should see a therapist.
If she is 19 years old, this behavior indicates she should contact a porn talent agency.
If she is 19 years old, this behavior indicates she should contact a porn talent agency.
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mfmylifesrsly
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my thoughts exactly!
either way, even if she's young she'll be into either bestiality or buttsecks...let's hope it's the latter.
either way, even if she's young she'll be into either bestiality or buttsecks...let's hope it's the latter.
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Mr_Zachary
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7: good god, woman! you are all about the brownies, admit it!
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Cyosaric
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Can I clean your butthole?
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mfmylifesrsly
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LOL no I think anal is so gross! I'm just saying it's better than beastiality
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pyro119
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yaaaa right you know you like it in the pooper, it's ok nobody is gunna judge you ;)
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thebouse7861
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epic win
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bamagrl410
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Haha poor cat. I've never heard of a child doing this before though. What have you been teaching her?
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DocBastard
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...to stick sharp pointy things into animals? Sounds like a matador in training!
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persianjr1
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^ win
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Zmeilerr
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Monkey see monkey do.
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dannyswin
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I get it!
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FreeDome_fml
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congrats
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afdude87
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I'd hate to be her boyfriend. poor kitty
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thatfrenchguy
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I'm pretty sure the girls going to be lesbian, I mean she was obviously trying to play and pleasure a pussy that wasn't her 's.
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madmadd
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b4 I finished reading this I thought it was gonna say she was sticking pencils up her ass lll
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itziltheinsane
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If the daughter is yound then keep her away from cats, future fetish is a possibility,but if she is old maybe she was bored or just a creeeeepppoooo.
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DrummerBoy21
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Future fetish... Well I guess we know where Cat Woman came from.
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RedPillSucks
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It would only become a fetish if she associates sexual enjoyment with the act. Highly doubtful unless some pedo is stimulating her while she's sodomizing the cat.
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persianjr1
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29 win
If she is 19 years old, this behavior indicates she should contact a porn talent agency.