Laura
Today, I caught my daughter attempting to stick pencils up our cat's butt. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
catbum
Regina, Canada
Today, I accidentally shoved my finger up my cat's butt while trying to push him off my nightstand in the dark. FML
Anonymous
Oldest trick in the book
Today, I have to admit I sometimes snoop in my daughter's room, but she must have realised this because she has started laying booby traps for me. I'm currently in the ER getting fishing hooks removed from my hand after she taped them to a mousetrap and left the mousetrap inside her desk drawer. I deserve it but, FML
upliftmofo
Belgium
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
BeatenUpPup
Canada
Today, my daughter and I were at a school carnival. At the face painting station, she sat down and asked for a kitty on her face. Next, she shoved me on a chair and whispered something into the lady's ear. I ended up with a 'black eye' by request of my own daughter. She's 4. FML
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San Francisco, United States
Home improvement
Today, I found my 6 year-old daughter upstairs, lying on the floor with scissors. She was giving, "the carpet a haircut." FML
gbabyy
United States
Today, my daughter was playing outside. I was watching her from the window, and I saw her pick up a dead bird. I ran outside to grab her. As I picked her up and started scolding her, she tried to scratch my face. In the attempt, her hand went straight into my mouth. FML
Ihatestraycats
Apex predator
Today, after we finished making my 6 year-old daughter a net to catch an injured baby bird, when she went out to catch it she witnessed a stray cat catch and eat it. FML
maruskasommers
Czech Republic
Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML
Anonymous
Primitive art
Today, I went to check on my 2 year-old daughter in her playroom, since she was being awfully quiet. I walk in to see her finger painting with her own feces on her kiddie table. FML
Anonymous
Oshawa, Canada
Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML
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dillies 3
maybe she thought it was a pencil sharpener?
FerrariCake 2
You didnt say how old your daughter is. That matters. If she is 6 years old, this behavior indicates the child should see a therapist. If she is 19 years old, this behavior indicates she should contact a **** talent agency.
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PrettyLittleMoo 0
Meow!
Sparx1_1 16
OP isn't giving enough info here.. If the kid is under two then she might just be curious and not know better. Then again, as soon as she is old enough to hold a pencil she is old enough to be taught about kindness to animals. Time for OP to teach her kid about playing nice.
sleepyhungry93 0
surprise but secks?
notsofriendly 17
hahahahahaha geez, guys, chill out. it's a funny looking hole and she wanted to poke it with something. it's not tantamount to animal abuse.
FFYL334 0
ur hot
meteor_stream 9
This is the time when a good swat on the kid's ass comes appropriate. Try explaining that it hurts and that if the cat bites her or scratches her, it will be her damn fault. And no, this behavior is inappropriate even for a 3 year old. YDI OP, for not teaching your kid to treat other living things nicely.
HomeAl0ne 20
Pencils, as in plural? I think that attempting to stick one pencil up a cat's butt would result in an experience that, once the stitches came out, would have you rather stick them up your own butt than try a second time.
Aniblecoby 0
heeere kitty kitty!
iwazere4 0
lol
Misumi09 0
Lmfao !!! Cx
SuperRichFish 6
I have a pencil sharpener which is a cat that you stick pencils up... it's got an eyepatch ;). But seriously, that's a bit messed up.. bet the cat loved it ;D