Today, my dad spent a full half hour trying to convince me that Judaism is a race. FML
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BaconDave
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Can't Judaism be a religion and a race? Fuck me if I'm wrong.
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Elenachka
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a lot of people seem to think that
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Elenachka
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a lot of people seem to think that
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Lauren10102
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A lot of people are convinced that lady gaga has a penis. That doesn't make it better..... sorry :/
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yummycupkake
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^ did the song judas make you randomly choose lady gaga as an example? (judiasm ..Juda) lol :)
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Lauren10102
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lol! I wish... btw that song is another reason I am slowly losing faith in humanity, but ya know, it happens.....
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goshpeople
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#22, if so, it wouldn't be random, now, would it?
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zendaddy0
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don't call them Jews it's retardedly gay
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The_Weirdo
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Oh, did you hear, there's a new religion called white guyism.
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KingGeorgeGal
| 12
Well, I sure hope you won that argument.
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yummycupkake
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28, gosh people these days ;) of course not.
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kendallhi
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wait it's not a race?
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samammynanny
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lol I'm a Jew!!!!!
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liquidfireKAN
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wow when I read this FML I felt sooooo stupid.. ;-; thanks for making me smarter though ;)
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samammynanny
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lol I'm a Jew!!!
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cannonpalms
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Tell me you're kidding.
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OrgasmicBunnies
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haha, something are just hard to explain.
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OrgasmicBunnies
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some things
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iSitt
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wasnt Sammy Davis Jr Jewish?
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gabe2014
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orgasmicbunnies, with the "hard to explain things" they can all be answered with 1 word, Internet
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sanddollar88
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wow. first!
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PFiddy
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What got you on this argument?
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1molinamatt
| 5
Maybe he meant Jews? :p oh well
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5232jada
| 4
that's not a race either...:/
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goaliemkl123
| 8
Judaism is the same thing as Jews....
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The_Weirdo
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A Jew is both someone who practices jewdaism, and someone from Jewdea(AKAIsreal) so yes, being a Jew, is a race.
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The_Weirdo
| 10
Judaism*. Fail on my part
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KaySL
| 24
Wrong, wrong, wrong. Just because the words sound alike, or are homonyms, doesn't mean they're related in the least bit. Google it, research it properly. I can't believe people actually believe this stuff. And just because a US court ruled that a belief system and way of life is actually a race, doesn't make it the least bit so.
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The_Weirdo
| 10
Sorry, but Israelis call themselves Jews wether they are Jewish(religion) or not. They call it a race, and that's good enough for me.
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KaySL
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Well then that's national pride if you will, and nationalism is rarely rooted in actual facts.
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jfrommer
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it's sad just how wrong your comments are. and when I say wrong I mean incorrect.
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The_Weirdo
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Most people assume wrong means incorrect.
Also, I Googled it, and am admitting defeat. I am wrong, and am sorry. Jew =/= Isreali.
Also, I Googled it, and am admitting defeat. I am wrong, and am sorry. Jew =/= Isreali.
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Miss33_fml
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I believe you mean Judea.
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The_Weirdo
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Hmmmm. slashes don't work here, oh well. Jew does not equal Israeli.
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ChickenInMyKitch
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how come I've never heard anyone say "I'm am Israelite". I'm trying to troll or anything, just an honest question
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The_Weirdo
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Israelite is the ancient term for one of the Jewish tribes (forgot which one) Now days it's Isreali's
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gabe2014
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hey 5 tell me your address so I can come and slap you for being so stupid
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bigmanj28
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What an educated man
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5232jada
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Wow...that's all I can say. just wow.
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ifailplzinsultme
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He is partially right. If your mom is a Jew then you are a Jew. Doesn't matter
if you practice the religeon or not. Correct me if I'm wrong, I was told this in class. Also, excuse my bad spelling of religeon. Or however it's spelt.
if you practice the religeon or not. Correct me if I'm wrong, I was told this in class. Also, excuse my bad spelling of religeon. Or however it's spelt.
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Jesse_Shadows
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yeah you know they are the ones with the big noses, curly hair, and ppl who annoy everyone with all there stupid questions!!!
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regsworld11
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wow, that's sad. A lot of people do think that though...
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starrysky4
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well Jews identify themselves as Jews when they are asked their race. and it comes with hereditary traits, such as the big nose, curly hair. not every Jew has that, but they are called Jew noses. judiasm isn't a race, it's a religion, but sometimes it seems that being Jewish could be religious and ethnic.
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regsworld11
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you are very right!
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WOAHnow
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it is.. kind of