Today, I came home to find that my pregnant cat had given birth to a stillborn kitten in practically every room of the house. She had then rubbed her butt around the house, leaving bloody stains everywhere. When I tried to clean the white carpet, the bleach turned it green. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML
Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML
Today, at 32 weeks pregnant, I found my boyfriend passed out face down in his own vomit. Not only does our freshly-painted game room now smell like a dirty bar, but he also let our 2 strictly indoor cats outside. They have yet to return. FML
Today, I took in an old friend’s fat cat for a month until she finds a place to live. Turns out the cat isn’t fat, just pregnant. I found out when I found two of her dead kittens in my living room. FML
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
Today, my cat decided the perfect place to throw up was on herself. Cleaning a smelly old cat with a showerhead is trouble enough, but when she tried to escape, it resulted in the bathroom being turned into one big puddle. FML
Today, I watched as my poor old cat dragged his ass across our living room carpet, leaving an equally long shit stain on our pristine carpet. My pleas for him to stop only made his diarrhea worse as he ran off. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, I noticed my cat was about to vomit on the rug and yelled at her to move. She spooked and managed to throw up while running. I still had to clean up the rug. FML
Today, while dog sitting, the dog peed on the carpet. There was a bottle of cleaning spray on the counter so I sprayed the spot. Turns out that spray was Clorox Bleach. Now their carpet is bright orange. FML
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Fishfanatic 7
Oh >.< That's horrid. Poor cat! Did you not take her to the vets recently? They could surely have done a scan to see if the kittens were ok ( which we now know they weren't ).
perdix 31
You could start selling little Italian flags. You know, with the red, the white and the green.
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Comments (239)
sweetpandora_fml 2
YDI for refering to your PET cat as 'it'. sounds like you don't care about her at all >
FerrariCake 2
People who have one cat refer to the cat as "it". People who have 30 cats refer to the cats all by creative names and in general treat the cats as a substitute for the human children they will never have because they don't have the minimum self-esteem necessary to allow themselves to attract another human. Which are you?
spanelli 16
I have one cat and refer to her by her name. Hmm...
Alphonsuuuu 0
Weird. I gave my cat a name as well. Jackass.
sweetpandora_fml 2
and YDI also for 1) not taking proper care of her during her pregnancy 2) caring about your stained carpet knowing that your cat probably went through a LOT of pain and could've died due to blood loss
tessybearbear 4
Truth. Poor cat.
FerrariCake 2
Don't worry about the cat, she's no quitter... she'll be back in action within a few days and pregnant again by this time next week.
Amber_the_Great 0
stupid cat *****
bob4tehwin 0
didn't you take your cat to the vet? if not, you are retarded, you need to do that so something like this doesn't happen!
Bastet1981 3
if he took her to the vet in the first place to get her spayed, none of this would of happened. just another irresponsible pet owner!!
GGhia 0
should have used hydrogen peroxide
varkey 7
oh man why did you not take her to the vet when she was pregnant?
faifai_fml 21
I guess spaying isn't as fashionable as having a white carpet. The poor little girl.
Leftieswillrule 3
wait... did she leave a different stillborn kitten in each room or the same kitten in all the rooms, I'm confused
FerrariCake 2
YDI because: 1. You chose to have white carpet 2. and you chose to have a cat 3. and you chose to let your cat get pregnant (assuming you didn't do it yourself) 4. and supposedly you're a "man". Failure for you on all counts.
iltby 3
...you're not funny.
spanelli 16
Neither are you.
dominos028 0
why would you have white carpets you goddamn idiot
fadingaway 17
OP, why aren't you taking proper care of your pregnant cat? Why would you leave her home alone? Why are you acting like she did some awful thing like deliberately destroying your house? Why do you care so much about your easily-stained white carpet and not your beloved pet? Why are you referring to your cat as an ''it''? Your cat is a ''she''. YDI
iltby 3
Well put.
catatonicsleep 17
still born doesn't automatically mean that they didn't take proper care of it... people have still born babies that did nothing wrong during their pregnancy. And as for leaving it home alone... Most animals do give birth alone, if the kittens were dead when they were born all OP being home would have been useful for was stoping the cat getting blood on the carpet...