FML : Today, I was helping my Dad pick up the pieces of bark that came off the tree that we'd just cut down. I bent over to grab a dark looking piece of bark....

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Today, I was helping my Dad pick up the pieces of bark that came off the tree that we'd just cut down. I bent over to grab a dark looking piece of bark. Turn out it was my dogs crap. Fresh, warm, moist piece of crap to be exact. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By themanzz / Friday 8 October 2010 12:08 / Canada

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By perdix | 29

#1518133 - Friday 8 October 2010 19:20

A dog's bark comes out of its mouth, not its ass. Learn that.

By Occums_Razor | 0

#1518088 - Friday 8 October 2010 19:14

Yum.

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By Occums_Razor | 0

#1518088 - Friday 8 October 2010 19:14

Yum.

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biass | 0

#1518196 - Friday 8 October 2010 19:38

get glasses, idiot.

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chuy92 | 0

#1518213 - Friday 8 October 2010 19:43

it's not bad unless you squish it :p

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MAGNAVOX | 0

#1518236 - Friday 8 October 2010 19:52

Did your hand smell like shit afterwards? XD

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Smeagol648 | 0

#1518250 - Friday 8 October 2010 19:59

So what OP? He has a good sense of humour. And plus he gives a good fcuk. This isn't an FML.

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KingDingALing | 9

#1518439 - Friday 8 October 2010 21:24

24- Hahahahaha! I love your pic!

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zerobahamut03 | 2

#1518557 - Friday 8 October 2010 22:06

Hahahahahahaha sucks for you op.

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ygdrassil | 17

#1518645 - Friday 8 October 2010 22:43

You wrote "Dad," it should be "dad."

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TheIrishJaneDoe | 8

#1518769 - Friday 8 October 2010 23:29

Lol @ 24. In that case, I don't EVER want a dog with a sense of humor.

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madarchod | 0

#1521111 - Saturday 9 October 2010 9:32

how does it smell?

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PieInTheSky24 | 0

#1521677 - Saturday 9 October 2010 12:17

#1 exactly what I was going to say :D

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Smeagol648 | 0

#1523655 - Saturday 9 October 2010 21:17

32- Why, thank you :D
43- Sorry, that comment was actually for the other FML post. I have no idea how it ended up here :S
P/S: 43 your reply made me laugh! xD

By ImaCanuck | 0

#1518100 - Friday 8 October 2010 19:16

Ydi for not noticing, there's a big difference.

By Shaggy_92 | 5

#1518102 - Friday 8 October 2010 19:16

lol swirleys

By perdix | 29

#1518133 - Friday 8 October 2010 19:20

A dog's bark comes out of its mouth, not its ass. Learn that.

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JustinKingr | 0

#1518918 - Saturday 9 October 2010 0:11

now that's funny!

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xxpeacexxb | 0

#1534806 - Monday 11 October 2010 23:40

you are stupid

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YDIbigtimebro | 4

#3577233 - Saturday 12 November 2011 19:44

You're fat

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llamadramas | 20

#6547729 - Monday 29 February 2016 1:59

best comment

By SAMHAlN | 0

#1518136 - Friday 8 October 2010 19:20

hehehehheheheh what?

By iHateThisLife | 10

#1518139 - Friday 8 October 2010 19:21

That's why u always pick up after ur dog tue moment after they sh!t to avoid mishaps like that.

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Prolusive | 5

#2001639 - Monday 24 January 2011 12:15

He did.

By RedPillSucks | 31

#1518151 - Friday 8 October 2010 19:23

That dogs bark was worse than its bite.

By hnz | 13

#1518164 - Friday 8 October 2010 19:27

share the joy and spread it to your dad!

By afghan_angel | 0

#1518167 - Friday 8 October 2010 19:27

ohh ewwww!
I must say YDI :D

By mintcar | 9

#1518172 - Friday 8 October 2010 19:29

There's a difference.

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