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They're gonna be pissed.

Tell the owners about their dog's strangely concentrated urine that bleached their carpet.

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They're gonna be pissed.

then u might as well just do the rest of the carpet

Before any Douche bag says " I see what you did there" F*ck you!

Shouldn't have been sitting on a dog anyways.... inconsiderate.

move the furniture around they will never know :)

lol I see what you did there and I like! :)

No shit, Sherlock

Didn't you read what the cleaning spray had in it?? Anddd first! :))

Just kidding, Second. Haha Im new to the site so I never get in like the top 10 comments! :p

lol, embarrassing. You're not first. That should be incentive for not trying to claim first, too risky, lol

I was wondering myself how OP didn't take any time to read the can... I mean... those things have like a thousand instructions and what not on them. OP deserves it.

Like I said if you read it, I said just kiddinggg!

You don't want to say first on here. You will get moderated and everyone will start ripping you to pieces. Don't be a cunt nugget and just say a real response.

Cunt nugget. I like the way it rolls on my tongue when I say it.

haha heard it from a friend. It sounds so dirty though. Yeah can I please have an order of cunt nuggets. I would not buy that shit.

It's a beautiful phrase :) I did a Google search and found out a cunt nugget is solidified menstrual blood.

sounds like something I'd throw in my cereal. yum

Let's go digging for cunt nuggets! They will be worth more than gold nuggets in the future.

Y'all are nassty!

Pretty! Orange is a very nice color!

they obviously don't think so

Where does it say they think orange isn't a nice color?

Fuck I love giving head.

YDI for not spraying the spot instead.

YDI cuz they said the sprayed the spot but it turned orange

Doesn't bleach turn things white? You spelled spayed not sprayed. XD

your dumb!!! spray your black clothes and see what happens!!! dare ya!!

fail!!! it would have turned orange!! d**k head!!

who spelled spayed looks like sprayed both times to me?

enjoy your message curly

and go back to where u came from Australia doesn't want or need you here waste of space!!!!!!

Oh it's her booty all right. A big, larry, laden with cellulite, crusty with unmentionables booty. ):

Smooth move! Check before you use something so accidents like that don't happen. I love the smell of bleach!

Diesel smells better.

Well I killed a skunk, lit it on fire, and placed it under my bed. Yeah I believe I just won.

i like the smell of a rotten corpse i am the winner now

I like the smell of blood?

blood smells like iron and copper it's not a gross smell so...you lose

Yuck! A lot of people do like the taste of blood. I think it's nasty, it makes me gag.

Give the room a retro feel, you might as well do the whole room now.

polkadot carpet!

Run Mofo Run!!!!!!

With you on that one..