Today, I came home to find that my pregnant cat had given birth to a stillborn kitten in practically every room of the house. She had then rubbed her butt around the house, leaving bloody stains everywhere. When I tried to clean the white carpet, the bleach turned it green. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML
Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML
Today, at 32 weeks pregnant, I found my boyfriend passed out face down in his own vomit. Not only does our freshly-painted game room now smell like a dirty bar, but he also let our 2 strictly indoor cats outside. They have yet to return. FML
Today, I took in an old friend’s fat cat for a month until she finds a place to live. Turns out the cat isn’t fat, just pregnant. I found out when I found two of her dead kittens in my living room. FML
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
Today, my cat decided the perfect place to throw up was on herself. Cleaning a smelly old cat with a showerhead is trouble enough, but when she tried to escape, it resulted in the bathroom being turned into one big puddle. FML
Today, I watched as my poor old cat dragged his ass across our living room carpet, leaving an equally long shit stain on our pristine carpet. My pleas for him to stop only made his diarrhea worse as he ran off. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, I noticed my cat was about to vomit on the rug and yelled at her to move. She spooked and managed to throw up while running. I still had to clean up the rug. FML
Today, while dog sitting, the dog peed on the carpet. There was a bottle of cleaning spray on the counter so I sprayed the spot. Turns out that spray was Clorox Bleach. Now their carpet is bright orange. FML
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Fishfanatic 7
Oh >.< That's horrid. Poor cat! Did you not take her to the vets recently? They could surely have done a scan to see if the kittens were ok ( which we now know they weren't ).
perdix 31
You could start selling little Italian flags. You know, with the red, the white and the green.
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Comments (239)
MissGrinch 4
I'm traumatized.
wwerulez14 6
It's ok Grinch... If I gave you this catnip and some fishies would you feel better?
EffinAhole 0
Awh MissGrinch its ok. I won't mess with you this time bc this really is sad.
MissGrinch 4
Yum, catnip and fishes. I feel better! And thank you, EffinAHole.
pickledcookie 0
YDI for not fixing your cat. Don't you know that millions are killed every year because there aren't enough homes for them? Thanks for adding to the deaths.
SuperNoobs 0
OP didn't add to the deaths, idiot. The kittens were stillborn. And you never know, they could have been planning on keeping the kittens anyways.
pickledcookie 0
OP's actions resulted in 4 dead kittens. Therefore, the death toll went up by 4. If those 4 had lived, assume 2 females, so in 6 months that's 3 females capable of reproducing. Say each has 4 kittens and suddenly there are 17 cats! If someone wants kittens so badly, the local shelters are full of them. Not to mention they're much cheaper too.
hipar 0
How is OP responsible for the stillborns?
Bastet1981 3
for not getting the cat spayed in the first place.
cryssycakesx3 23
shelter kittens are cheaper than your cat having a litter? makes sense. OP at least you didn't walk in on her eating them.
Kaoticwolf 17
i guess you shouldent buy a cat because it will die and eventually bring up the death count you monster
Niaa_fml 0
Castrate your cats for god's sake... YDI
Jewelofagal 2
Castration applies only to males of a species. Since this cat was pregnant, let's assume it was a female cat. In that case, "sterilization" is the word to use.
mrahhhhh 21
The term is spayed. OP's cat is female. That's why it can give birth. We weren't talking about seahorses here. :/
Jewelofagal 2
Well, duh, #25. My point exactly (i.e. as to why the term castration is incorrect).
mrahhhhh 21
#35 that comment was to #17. Yours didn't show up until after I'd sent my comment.
Jewelofagal 2
#37 I'm sorry!
mrahhhhh 21
It's all right :)
katplayer 4
What... what the ****.
singer4life666 0
That's what I thought.
Jewelofagal 2
You don't use bleach on blood. You use hydrogen peroxide.
catatonicsleep 17
you use salt water....
arabianhorse1234 0
If ALL the kittens were stillborn, you must have been doing something wrong. Either get your cat spayed or learn how to take care of a pregnant animal. YDI
stronghand0331 17
Well, at least it's now green and it no longer looks like you dragged a bloody body across your carpet. There's always a positive!
mrahhhhh 21
That is literally one of the most horrible things I've read on FML... isn't there a rule against posting particularly messed up stories?
elmorous 0
it made it through the censors
nxtfari 5
there are no censors
Person1233 13
You deserve this if you did not eat them for dinner.
lunamoon_fml 0
fake