By GeesLouisee - 01/05/2018 15:00

Today, at 32 weeks pregnant, I found my boyfriend passed out face down in his own vomit. Not only does our freshly-painted game room now smell like a dirty bar, but he also let our 2 strictly indoor cats outside. They have yet to return. FML
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Aiden Vetter 14

Well, he seems like he'll be a good dad

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shelbimaree 5

Leave the kitty litter outside for a few days (don’t change it) they are able to smell it from ages away, worked with my friends inside cat when it got lost for 4 days ☺️ hopefully they come back!

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Dave_Davington 33

That is quite the catastrophe. You must be absolutely spewing.

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Aiden Vetter 14

Well, he seems like he'll be a good dad

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Glowworm56 26

I hope he doesn't let the baby outside like the cats once the child is born.

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WeirdUS 29

Sorry to hear that. I hope your cat's come back. As for your bf, I'd seriously recondiser the relationship if he's getting that drunk. That's not hvaving some drinks and getting silly.

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SneezyBear 27

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pjsr 32

Wow, what a good choice as the father of your child! If he broke up with you to go back to his cheating ex, it would probably be for the best.

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RichardPencil 30

Maybe you could hook him up with his cheating ex and he’ll ditch you for her. You’re going to have one baby to raise, you don’t need two!

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Nadine 21

Damn, you're like an hour later than PJSR. Stay tuned for the Meta Comment this week, folks!

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shelbimaree 5

Leave the kitty litter outside for a few days (don’t change it) they are able to smell it from ages away, worked with my friends inside cat when it got lost for 4 days ☺️ hopefully they come back!

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Diggory Turner 14

It sucks that it sounds like he's not taking responsibility of anything, I hope he gets better and the cats come back. Side note, I prefer to say 224 days as opposed to 32 weeks or even (god forbid) 8 months, but that's just me.

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RudyH621 25

8 months. You’re 8 months pregnant. I bet you’re the type of person who says “my kid is 24 months old” instead of saying “2 years.”

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anyoldnamewilldo 23

Even obstetricians go by weeks instead of months. Since it is clear you have never been pregnant, may you should sit this one out.

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TheFireEternal 26

Considering you're technically pregnant for 10 months, it's easier to say it in weeks. Also, just because you say your gestation time in weeks, doesn't mean you'll be doing that annoying "my kid is 24 months" thing. Coming from a 39 weeks pregnant lady 😜 Oh, and pregnancy trackers do it weekly as well to give you updates on your growing baby!

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Rabite 28

I bet you're the type of person who has no idea what he is talking about but still spews his opinion everywhere. Oh, I won! YAY

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Steph Mason 7

Well actually whilst pregnant a babies gestational age is monitored in weeks because it is more accurate to track their developments weekly compared to monthly. But since you have a uterus, and clearly know more about the female reproductive system then an actual pregnant female, go off I guess 🤷🏼‍♀️

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