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You should have been the bigger man, and taken the high road. You should have made some small talk with him, and then looked at the price, because you wouldn't want it to be too high. Otherwise, he has to take the low road, and punch you in the balls, bringing you down to your knees, and lowering your self esteem.

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I have a few questions about midgets, such as: 1) Do gay midgets come out of the cupboard? 2) If a midget tells you your hair smells good, is it considered sexual harassment? 3) Would Dorothy have turned into a midget if she had followed the red-brick road? That would've made Wizard of Oz 10 times better, just sayin'.

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Also, it was a good full minute after I posted that his post was made. My comment should be blatantly in plain view for that time. I think that's a good amount of time to see it. He probably did come up with it independently, but it's still a repost.

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I'm thoroughly confused by your comment(s). My "joke" is comment #26. Also, I was one of the first to post on the FML and I had not seen his show up for a full minute or so, hence the reason I said "a goof full minute". What makes you think I have a superiority complex?

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yeah if you look at post 14 you'll see I made another joke and posted that somebody beat me to the first one ;/. trust me bud I wouldn't repost a joke as my own a second after reading it. Vadim doesn't sound like Carlos mencia now does it?

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I'm not getting the part where you say comments don't show up in that time, because they show up quite fast on the FML app. I do however admit that I was indeed being a dick and way defending myself in a battle that was clearly lost at the start. I should not have done that or even posted my first comment on this thread. I do have an ego at times because I believe if you don't believe in yourself nobody else is really given a reason to do the same. I often let that get out of hand like I did.

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I'd be angry to if my face was at crotch level for everyone else. Think of the things they've seen and smells they've smelled.

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I know midgets and dwarves are different, but statistically speaking only one in seven dwarves are happy. May just be a little people thing..

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Cheers 123, I thought a dwarf was a small person with bigger heads and smaller limbs while a midget was smaller but same proportions. I wasn't sure though.

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