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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
Must've made a mini-fridge joke too, eh?
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kickazz16
| 15
Run* major typoooo
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iphonegirl_fml
| 0
sue him! :0
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bagginzy
| 14
Maybe you were teabagging him unintentionally?
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vadim14
| 3
it wasn't that big of a deal ;)
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GlitteryMasakali
| 1
Instead of trying to see through him, you could've just kindly asked him to move aside. YDI
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Keyman1212
| 14
You should have been the bigger man, and taken the high road. You should have made some small talk with him, and then looked at the price, because you wouldn't want it to be too high. Otherwise, he has to take the low road, and punch you in the balls, bringing you down to your knees, and lowering your self esteem.
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SilentTreatment
| 7
SHORT Temper maybe??....
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lexex1
| 4
48 - I love you.
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theten_fml
| 9
Stick him in the freezer!
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fatraptorjesus13
| 9
31 he's a midget he probably wasn't in the way of the price just the fridge but who knows
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dre_bro11
| 12
Would have been funnier if he head butted you in the balls.
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gojira666
| 7
If it was me, that would be the day a midget gets the ass kicking of a lifetime
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ak7477
| 9
I think that midget might be a bit high on himself..
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elite_stoner
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that's why I avoid looking in their direction,
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rallets
| 22
everything smells different to midgets in elevators
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thatpreppyguy
| 0
Midgets are simply the absolute dirt of society...
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idontcare8l
| 3
'sigh' if only they plugged them in
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
Must've made a mini-fridge joke too, eh?
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FlipInBrosky
| 4
You know, regular people smell differently for midgets. Catch my drift?
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ThreeSheetsGone
| 12
I have a few questions about midgets, such as:
1) Do gay midgets come out of the cupboard?
2) If a midget tells you your hair smells good, is it considered sexual harassment?
3) Would Dorothy have turned into a midget if she had followed the red-brick road? That would've made Wizard of Oz 10 times better, just sayin'.
1) Do gay midgets come out of the cupboard?
2) If a midget tells you your hair smells good, is it considered sexual harassment?
3) Would Dorothy have turned into a midget if she had followed the red-brick road? That would've made Wizard of Oz 10 times better, just sayin'.
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junkboy
| 4
92 is now my new idol.
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TheresNoEffingwa
| 7
Feisty little bastards
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kickazz16
| 15
I'd make him cum
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kickazz16
| 15
Run* major typoooo
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
LOL.
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SnowFlakeInAK
| 7
LMFAO
Nice save,but it IS hilarious!
Nice save,but it IS hilarious!
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YdoIhaveAchode
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Omg, I laughed so hard.
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E_ve
| 9
LMFAO!! oh my god, that was priceless!
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enonymous
| 8
I was wondering why I got a private message saying she'd make me run
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heyred
| 11
Damn you autocorrect!!
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krazy_glu3
| 0
Maybe youll make him do both?
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MerrikBarbarian
| 9
I just snorted tea out my nose when I read that. lol auto correct fails!
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vadim14
| 3
was it a mini fridge?
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
Glad I could give you an idea for a post, sir.
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
Apologies for making a joke.
It won't happen again.
It won't happen again.
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
Also, it was a good full minute after I posted that his post was made.
My comment should be blatantly in plain view for that time. I think that's a good amount of time to see it.
He probably did come up with it independently, but it's still a repost.
My comment should be blatantly in plain view for that time. I think that's a good amount of time to see it.
He probably did come up with it independently, but it's still a repost.
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enonymous
| 8
Was it a mini fridge?
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
I'm thoroughly confused by your comment(s). My "joke" is comment #26. Also, I was one of the first to post on the FML and I had not seen his show up for a full minute or so, hence the reason I said "a goof full minute".
What makes you think I have a superiority complex?
What makes you think I have a superiority complex?
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junkboy
| 4
pendatik - Mind fucking people since... whenever he joined.
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enonymous
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93 - and... How does that make you feel?
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mynameis1339
| 0
Wow you guys are looking way to much into this
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vadim14
| 3
yeah if you look at post 14 you'll see I made another joke and posted that somebody beat me to the first one ;/. trust me bud I wouldn't repost a joke as my own a second after reading it. Vadim doesn't sound like Carlos mencia now does it?
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
I'm not getting the part where you say comments don't show up in that time, because they show up quite fast on the FML app.
I do however admit that I was indeed being a dick and way defending myself in a battle that was clearly lost at the start. I should not have done that or even posted my first comment on this thread.
I do have an ego at times because I believe if you don't believe in yourself nobody else is really given a reason to do the same. I often let that get out of hand like I did. I'm not perfect. I wish I was, but I'm not.
Sorry for my behavior.
I do however admit that I was indeed being a dick and way defending myself in a battle that was clearly lost at the start. I should not have done that or even posted my first comment on this thread.
I do have an ego at times because I believe if you don't believe in yourself nobody else is really given a reason to do the same. I often let that get out of hand like I did. I'm not perfect. I wish I was, but I'm not.
Sorry for my behavior.
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CheshireHalli
| 19
SOTY, not everyone has the app, so they have to refresh the page.
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Midrash
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Shit happens bro
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StoryOfTheYear
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I'll "back" you on that one.
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dreamering
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"touchdown"
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sarinasusu
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haha sucks
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95powerstroke
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Hey
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Zombielanddd
| 7
Nut up or shut up
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ILoveEggnog
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I hear stories of angry midgets far more frequently than happy midgets. Granted, angry midgets are hilarious.
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marpay
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I'd be angry to if my face was at crotch level for everyone else. Think of the things they've seen and smells they've smelled.
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EnEl_Infierno
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21 wow, nice way of seeing it from the other side of the fence their.
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ragzy
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I know midgets and dwarves are different, but statistically speaking only one in seven dwarves are happy.
May just be a little people thing..
May just be a little people thing..
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nachos99
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The technical term is dwarf and midget is slang so Snooki isn't a midget she is a dwarf.
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ragzy
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Cheers 123, I thought a dwarf was a small person with bigger heads and smaller limbs while a midget was smaller but same proportions. I wasn't sure though.
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summerkop
| 7
Short man syndrome Lmfao(:
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PRiMARELYiNSANE
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cant a guy look at a fridge without getting punched in the sack for once? T___T
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JakeLee
| 6
powerful tiny fists...
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enonymous
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It's buy one get one half off now
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StoryOfTheYear
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Most are just a flat 25% off the top.
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EnEl_Infierno
| 15
Sorry SOTY but that one just went right over my head -_-
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Ha1r1nY0S0up
| 15
Little guy with a big attitude :/
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