Today, I came home to find that my pregnant cat had given birth to a stillborn kitten in practically every room of the house. She had then rubbed her butt around the house, leaving bloody stains everywhere. When I tried to clean the white carpet, the bleach turned it green. FML
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Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML
Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML
Today, at 32 weeks pregnant, I found my boyfriend passed out face down in his own vomit. Not only does our freshly-painted game room now smell like a dirty bar, but he also let our 2 strictly indoor cats outside. They have yet to return. FML
Today, I took in an old friend’s fat cat for a month until she finds a place to live. Turns out the cat isn’t fat, just pregnant. I found out when I found two of her dead kittens in my living room. FML
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
Today, my cat decided the perfect place to throw up was on herself. Cleaning a smelly old cat with a showerhead is trouble enough, but when she tried to escape, it resulted in the bathroom being turned into one big puddle. FML
Today, I watched as my poor old cat dragged his ass across our living room carpet, leaving an equally long shit stain on our pristine carpet. My pleas for him to stop only made his diarrhea worse as he ran off. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, I noticed my cat was about to vomit on the rug and yelled at her to move. She spooked and managed to throw up while running. I still had to clean up the rug. FML
Today, while dog sitting, the dog peed on the carpet. There was a bottle of cleaning spray on the counter so I sprayed the spot. Turns out that spray was Clorox Bleach. Now their carpet is bright orange. FML
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Fishfanatic 7
Oh >.< That's horrid. Poor cat! Did you not take her to the vets recently? They could surely have done a scan to see if the kittens were ok ( which we now know they weren't ).
perdix 31
You could start selling little Italian flags. You know, with the red, the white and the green.
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Comments (239)
beehardxcore 26
Umm... If you ask me, the FML aspect should be more about how your cat is feeling, or the fact that all her kittens are dead, not your damn carpet. Maybe you shouldn't have pets, because your priorities are ******.
starDragon_fml 0
bad pet parent that cat was too young to reproduce. and she should be having more kittens to end up in shelters and be put down
QWERTYCommander 5
What the hell. this is disgusting. And the fact that the OP is mad about her carpet is just horrible. **** you, OP. **** you. F the cat's life? Yes. F the stillborn's "lives"? Yes. F your life? No. In fact, I hope your life gets more F'd after this story.
Bastet1981 3
YDI for not getting your cat spayed!!
Person000 0
121 ARE YOU RETARDED. EVERY SINGLE DAY WE PUT DOWN THOUSANDS OF CATS. why? cuz idiots like you want your cats to have babies! idiot! cats are so overpopulated we have to kill off thousands off cats (and dogs). we say NUETER your cat so we don't have to f$&@ing kill them when they are left on the streets. my god, idiots! those shelters you pick up a cat or dog from, you know the place? that's the last chance they have. if no one takes them after awhile they will kill it. educate yourself god I hate people like you.
rofflewaffle 9
YDI for not spaying your cat. It's because of irresponsible pet owners like OP that every year thousands of cats die in the streets or are killed in shelters.
BarneyA 0
You know you're not meant to leave heavily pregnant cats, right?
Sunsbeenkind 0
Neutering is ******* unethical. You're going to change the natural way of another animal's body just because you're lonely and want a ******* pet? That's disgusting. And am I the only one who found it extremely tragic that this cat birthed so many still borns?
palmtrees 1
Seriously? People don't spay/neuter their animals just because they want a pet - they do it so that they don't contribute to the enormous problem of homeless pets that must be euthanized every single day because there are no homes for them. The more kittens and puppies that are born, the more this problem is increased. FYI, the shelters in my state currently have to euthanize about 90% of the cats that they take in because they are out of space and not enough people are adopting. Not to mention that spaying/neutering has been associated with a lessened rate of certain health problems. So how, exactly, is neutering less ethical than NOT neutering?
mellafabulous 0
#139 and keeping a cat as a pet is okay?
balletdancer21 11
YOURE DISGUSTING! would you rather have millions of cats & dogs killed every day so they can keep all their parts? how ethical is that, hmmmm?????
xgetxbentx 13
congratulations for what? all the kittens were stillborns and the op's carpet is ruined. I don't think there is anything to congratulate in this fml.
BarfPuddle 0
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you dead kittens, make a stew.
tinacorbin 0
word!!! Kitten Stew... THAT made me laugh!!