Today, I came home to find that my pregnant cat had given birth to a stillborn kitten in practically every room of the house. She had then rubbed her butt around the house, leaving bloody stains everywhere. When I tried to clean the white carpet, the bleach turned it green. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML
Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML
Today, at 32 weeks pregnant, I found my boyfriend passed out face down in his own vomit. Not only does our freshly-painted game room now smell like a dirty bar, but he also let our 2 strictly indoor cats outside. They have yet to return. FML
Today, I took in an old friend’s fat cat for a month until she finds a place to live. Turns out the cat isn’t fat, just pregnant. I found out when I found two of her dead kittens in my living room. FML
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
Today, my cat decided the perfect place to throw up was on herself. Cleaning a smelly old cat with a showerhead is trouble enough, but when she tried to escape, it resulted in the bathroom being turned into one big puddle. FML
Today, I watched as my poor old cat dragged his ass across our living room carpet, leaving an equally long shit stain on our pristine carpet. My pleas for him to stop only made his diarrhea worse as he ran off. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, I noticed my cat was about to vomit on the rug and yelled at her to move. She spooked and managed to throw up while running. I still had to clean up the rug. FML
Today, while dog sitting, the dog peed on the carpet. There was a bottle of cleaning spray on the counter so I sprayed the spot. Turns out that spray was Clorox Bleach. Now their carpet is bright orange. FML
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Top comments
Fishfanatic 7
Oh >.< That's horrid. Poor cat! Did you not take her to the vets recently? They could surely have done a scan to see if the kittens were ok ( which we now know they weren't ).
perdix 31
You could start selling little Italian flags. You know, with the red, the white and the green.
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Comments (239)
kaytee83 0
for a start no one knows when a cat is going into labour, therefore cannot be there all the time. it's not uncommon for cats to have litters of still borns. taking the cat to the vet would have made no difference what so ever to the outcome. you people are stupid. really stupid
JT_XXIII 0
Now, was your pregnant cat male or female?
davidsod 0
damn thats gross
yipyip_fml 0
That sucks for both you and your cat. To people saying OP should have used hydrogen peroxide - plenty of bleach contains hydrogen peroxide... (it's been bothering me)
jcard1224 0
next time use peroxide. it works best for blood stains. found that out when my dog went into her first heat all over my white comforter.
Wuz_fml 0
what does it mean if they were stillborn?
lamentballad 0
#155: Stillborn means born dead.
doureallyneed2no 0
YDI for having white carpet and having a cat
Wuz_fml 0
what does it mean that they were still?born
Alphonsuuuu 0
That OP has a dead kitten in every room of the house.
spanelli 16
Congratulations the OP is an idiot.!