Today, I came home to find my dad crying. Turns out my parents are getting divorced because my mom had an affair. With a teacher at my school. A female teacher. And the school isn't going to fire her because she's a good teacher. Every day at school I'm going to have to see her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, my mom called asking for advice on how to flirt with her personal trainer. I thought she was joking and asked her what Dad would think. Turns out they're getting divorced. They decided this three weeks ago. No one told me. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I was told by my mother that the reason she quit her job as a counselor and divorced my dad was because she met someone through work. She works in a prison. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, my ex-wife confessed to me that she's in love with my father and broke down crying because he's never approved of her. FML
Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML
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Top comments
Vilya_fml 4
Why should the school board fire her? It's the teacher's private life and she's not having an affair with one of the students, so why should it be a problem at school? It's gonna be awkward for you and I understand that you must be really upset about it, but you not liking her shouldn't be a reason for her to lose her job.
RosarioRivera 0
AWKWARD!
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Comments (294)
HateMySister 6
This is an FML or 3 people, that is if your teacher didn't recognize/ know your mom was married.
Baller_Bob 17
That's complete bullshit! Hey, if you need some help, I know a guy that can make it look like an accident
doglover100 29
They can't fire her over her home life.
rfn2 7
That is awkward
jennifernorvell 7
I think u should forgive ur mom. Sometimes adults aren't happy and need to find something new. Be happy for her. She is still ur mom.
nooblper 21
Because cheating isn't a big deal right? Completely betraying the trust of your spouse on top of causing confusion for your children just isn't something to be concerned with. NO, lets be HAPPY that the mother is a cheating fuckface. The hell is your problem?
Irakli_1 27
no reason for her to get fired IMO
celinadepp 21
That's terrible, OP, and I'm sorry that you went through it. If I were you, I'd wait until school was out and wait by her car ever day and cuss her out so bad. FYL
thefmlman2011 37
Only in Straya does that happen!
xRiverSongx 17
And the fact that she's female bothers you most..? Booo.
gabe67 13
go off and roast the teacher