FML : Today, I found a bowl of green beans just sitting in my microwave. The only person in my life who ever eats green beans is my psycho ex-girlfriend. She...

Today, I found a bowl of green beans just sitting in my microwave. The only person in my life who ever eats green beans is my psycho ex-girlfriend. She moved out three months ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By now afraid... / Sunday 3 April 2016 17:28 / United States - Bloomington

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By stinkfire0971 | 20

#7413248 - Monday 20 February 2017 1:18

well I hope you get a restraining order for about 2000 green beans.

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By stinkfire0971 | 20

#7413248 - Monday 20 February 2017 1:18

well I hope you get a restraining order for about 2000 green beans.

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