By Kyokushin - 03/06/2009 14:15 - United States

Today, I came home from work when I heard people in my apartment. My apartment was supposed to be empty, so I entered ready to fight some thieves. I rushed in and hit the closest person to me before the lights switched on. It was a surprise party. I broke my girlfriend's cheek-bone. FML
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honda1 0
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That will teach her for throwing a suprise party. LOL

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Audio828 2
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Well I guess it was the sensible thing to do.

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XYZzzzzzzz 0

call the police. if they were theives, u would be dead if they had guns. u hit one, they will shootcha

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JohnyF 0
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Lol I'd really prefer a intense fight with lifeless thugs than a boring party

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chrisawol 0

BS

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Audio828 2
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Well I guess it was the sensible thing to do.

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honda1 0
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That will teach her for throwing a suprise party. LOL

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Amanyyyyyy 29

...What?

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peeeacceandlovve 0

fyl...theey should learn how to makke it a surprise by not talkkkinnng duuhh hahhhahhhahha LOL

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violentturtle 0
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LOL. Who does that? Run in and hit what you can't see? People don't actually do that, do they?

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qwertification 0
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i would id b screaming DIE YOU DEMON!!!!! then grab a bat if i didnt recognize them yet and id b screaming that because itd be awesomeand this should b Today, i was throwing a surprise party for my BF. he ran in and broke my cheekbone.FML

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ohreally123 0

I would be freaked out if I heard voices in my apartment. I'd probably just call 911 though..

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24788 6
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Why would you just charge in there? One knife/gun would have stopped you in 2 seconds you dolt. You clearly couldn't even see the suspect enough.

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elizabethan13 0

nice pic!

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stephan18 23
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^ Nice description, I bet he's not on FML.. Hoe

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Shinyminey 0
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Well, you're not gonna go in, look at the the burglers and then take action, you want to suprise them. Also it's retaliation, first instinct of doing when you're suspecting something. Hopefully your girlfriend is okay.

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