FML : Today, I came home from work when I heard people in my apartment. My apartment was supposed to be empty, so I entered ready to fight some thieves. I rushed...

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Today, I came home from work when I heard people in my apartment. My apartment was supposed to be empty, so I entered ready to fight some thieves. I rushed in and hit the closest person to me before the lights switched on. It was a surprise party. I broke my girlfriend's cheek-bone. FML

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You deserved it

By Kyokushin - / Wednesday 3 June 2009 14:15 / United States

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By honda1 | 0

#262169 - Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:05

That will teach her for throwing a suprise party. LOL

By Audio828 | 2

#262140 - Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:02

Well I guess it was the sensible thing to do.

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By Zerooo_fml | 0

#262136 - Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:01

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XYZzzzzzzz | 0

#952131 - Tuesday 16 March 2010 3:08

call the police. if they were theives, u would be dead if they had guns. u hit one, they will shootcha

JohnyF | 0

#979829 - Wednesday 14 April 2010 23:00

Lol I'd really prefer a intense fight with lifeless thugs than a boring party

By chrisawol | 0

#262138 - Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:02

By Audio828 | 2

#262140 - Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:02

Well I guess it was the sensible thing to do.

By 0neiros | 10

#262151 - Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:03

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

coltonhaskin | 0

#2202093 - Saturday 19 March 2011 2:14

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kitkat789 | 2

#4493580 - Tuesday 29 May 2012 4:34

No u won that

By honda1 | 0

#262169 - Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:05

That will teach her for throwing a suprise party. LOL

By omgsex | 0

#262170 - Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:05

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Amanyyyyyy | 29

#5935565 - Monday 5 May 2014 17:58

...What?

By peeeacceandlovve | 0

#262182 - Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:06

fyl...theey should learn how to makke it a surprise by not talkkkinnng duuhh hahhhahhhahha LOL

violentturtle | 0

#618502 - Tuesday 13 October 2009 3:51

LOL. Who does that? Run in and hit what you can't see? People don't actually do that, do they?

qwertification | 0

#867967 - Thursday 18 February 2010 5:51

i would id b screaming DIE YOU DEMON!!!!! then grab a bat if i didnt recognize them yet and id b screaming that because itd be awesomeand this should b Today, i was throwing a surprise party for my BF. he ran in and broke my cheekbone.FML

By ohreally123 | 0

#262184 - Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:07

I would be freaked out if I heard voices in my apartment. I'd probably just call 911 though..

By 24788 | 6

#262185 - Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:07

Why would you just charge in there? One knife/gun would have stopped you in 2 seconds you dolt. You clearly couldn't even see the suspect enough.

elizabethan13 | 0

#2913084 - Sunday 17 July 2011 9:49

nice pic!

stephan18 | 23

#5029271 - Thursday 11 October 2012 3:14

^ Nice description, I bet he's not on FML.. Hoe

By Shinyminey | 0

#262186 - Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:07

Well, you're not gonna go in, look at the the burglers and then take action, you want to suprise them. Also it's retaliation, first instinct of doing when you're suspecting something.

Hopefully your girlfriend is okay.

fml98kevin | 4

#1893145 - Sunday 26 December 2011 15:56

yah

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