Today, one of my junior marines called to tell me they were in an accident that totaled both cars. The car he hit was parked in a nearby parking garage. It was mine. FML
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Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML
Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
Today, while biking, I got into a major crash with two cars. The cars were parked. FML
Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML
Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML
Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided to park beside him. As I was pulling in he opened his door to get out and I smashed into it, nearly running him over. FML
Today, out of all the cars in the parking lot, mine got struck by lightning. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
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niallo 23
As bad as it is for you, if you are his superior officer I think that this will rapidly become a **** His Life.
Qandol 26
Good luck to him, as a former Marines I know what happens next lol..
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Comments (19)
niallo 23
As bad as it is for you, if you are his superior officer I think that this will rapidly become a **** His Life.
bigred121970 10
Wrong. Being former Navy I'm familiar with this. CO's don't go after subordinates for wrecking a car or dating their daughters like tv portrays.
Qandol 26
Good luck to him, as a former Marines I know what happens next lol..
RichardPencil 30
BOHICA?
timinator5000 28
How do you total a parked car??
never_three 21
I mean, if he hit the parked car hard enough to bend the frame, either with his moving vehicle alone or by pushing it into a pillar or wall, it's totaled.
niallo 23
You hit it really hard.
dyllan1000 10
You smack into it really hard. Assuming it was in a parking lot he must've been speeding pretty badly
blupenguin29 14
The same way you total a car at a stoplight
RichardPencil 30
Hoo-hah! Drop and give me twenty ... thousand dollars!
jcash52426 5
While it was bad that they totaled 2 car, assuming they new your car was the other that got totaled I think they were just being responsible and telling you what happened.
yutttt337 0
The green weenie strikes again
yutttt337 0
The green weenie strikes again
mcruff 12
He's gonna be doing ALL the push-ups
seanthadon 3
how did 2 cars, let alone 1 car, get totalled in a parking garage? how fast was he going?
clumsydude765 2
Marines are a special type of people. They regularly do things that no human should be dumb enough to do