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Press charges on her for assault!!! Photograph your injuries and pursue prosecution. She needs to learn a hard lesson!
You totally need to press charges. That's not only assault but domestic abuse. She could go to jail for a long time for doing that. Take a lot of pictures of your injuries and get witness statements if you can. That's fucking crazy! Glad you're out of there OP!