Today, I came home and found a few of my faux fur coats completely butchered. On my way to interrogate my boys, the only ones home, I found our husky dog, who was recently shaved for an operation, covered in the fur that once belonged to my coat. My boys said 'he was cold'. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML
Today, I left my son with my husband while I went to the store. Ten minutes later, my dog was missing a large patch of fur, and neither of them can stop laughing. FML
Today, my son got really high and shaved the dog with my electric shaver. Not only does the dog look really bad, I didn't know my son used drugs. I now have to buy the dog a sweater and get my son some help. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad straightening my dog's fur. His excuse? The dog needed to feel pretty. FML
Today, I found my dogs freezing outside. My neighbor was supposed to watch them while I was away, and on my way home I called to let her know she should let them have a quick walk. She thought I'd be home soon enough that she wouldn't have to let them back in. It was minus 10°C out. FML
Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML
Today, my mom called me to the laundry room after she saw a dead animal in there. I took a look and agreed we should call animal control. After ten minutes of freaking out, they finally arrived to confirm that the dead animal was the hood to my winter jacket. FML
Today, when I got home from the store, the dog was wiping his ass on the carpet, my two older boys were brawling, my youngest was crying because he'd broken a glass and cut himself, and my husband was in the kitchen, eating the cake I'd told him to leave alone. FML
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rukiafujioka 0
Well yay for you for wearing faux instead of real!
NapalmFrog 0
Well, at least they were thoughtful.
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BLNovelist 0
It was fake fur - that's what FAUX means. Gods, how do so many not know how to read?
lyndis_fml 0
Your kids are seriously retarded. Why didn't they just put a blanket on the dog? There's a lot of ways to solve that problem without destroying property.
notnormal 0
No they're not retarded. quite the opposite actually. They saw a problem, and decided that using fake fur would warm the dog up. The only fake fur they had around was the coats. It was actually brilliant, but I'm sorry to the OP that your compassion for animals wasn't exactly rewarded. At least buying faux fur instead of real fur will earn you some karmic points! :) Although I have to say, fur, fake or otherwise, looks absolutely horrible on people. It's not attractive at all, but if you must wear it, congrats on being humane!
mylittlecrow 0
haha yeah right :p
lizinwonderland 0
this is why i'll never have kids.
sstuder6 0
Who even wears faux fur anymore?
jane99 2
I bet everyone who is against wearing fake fur isn't a vegetarian.
kitkatkelly 0
I wonder why they didn't just put an intact coat on the dog.
RJB 0
lol my mom owns REAL expensive fur your for is people who cant afford real fur. If it had happened with realyl fur that would have been different but faux fur thats poor shit to us.
Glalom 0
you may be rich, but you're a tosser, you cant spell for shit, and you're generally a huge jackass.
hellolondon123 0
Well congratulations to your mom for being rich... You are aware that her having earned money doesn't make you rich too right?...
Major_General 10
As close as I can tell, it's your own fault. Not for leaving the kids home, but for having a dog.
jaye_elle_quinn 0
You can't fault the compassion of your boys... It's definitely an indication of great parenting! Be proud!