By anon - 27/03/2015 20:09 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while getting ready for a job interview, I sneezed while brushing my teeth, splattering toothpaste everywhere and ruining my brand new dress. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 794
You deserved it 4 750

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Aw hopefully you had some back up outfits

Next time something like this occurs, look up quick home remedies :) sorry OP hope your interview went well anyway!

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Well at least you won't have bad breath for the interview?

Next time brush your teeth and do any other messy morning routine (makeup, etc) before putting on your nice outfit. I always wear an old shirt or something.

or brush in the shower. but if you do get toothpaste or deodorant on your clothes just use a damp rag and wipe it off.

well... depending on the interviewer this could be a very effective strategy.

Are you a pornstar?

backroom casting couch? ;P

American Apparel?

Somehow I knew this was gonna get down voted...?

Can't be serious all the time #2. Without a little humor the world would be a dull place.

Aw hopefully you had some back up outfits

Next time brush teeth before putting your fancy clothes on! :)

agree completely, 3. if this happened to me i wouldnt have been phased, just been like "oh crap, better change!"

that sound like a dirty situation no I guess I'll go to my corner now

these are getting so bad.

"Getting" so bad #46? I think they went well beyond the scale of bad years ago.

Next time something like this occurs, look up quick home remedies :) sorry OP hope your interview went well anyway!

Hope you found a replacement

"My boyfriend was excited that I had this interview"

Change quickly...or pretend it's a pattern on the dress

Hopefully you had another dress on hand! I hope your interview went well... At least you had fresh breath.

Did it give you a pastey attitude?