By anon - 27/03/2015 20:09 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while getting ready for a job interview, I sneezed while brushing my teeth, splattering toothpaste everywhere and ruining my brand new dress. FML
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flopstar 21
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Aw hopefully you had some back up outfits

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alanamarieg 18
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Next time something like this occurs, look up quick home remedies :) sorry OP hope your interview went well anyway!

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ariastyles12 25
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Well at least you won't have bad breath for the interview?

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Noelletakumi 36
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Next time brush your teeth and do any other messy morning routine (makeup, etc) before putting on your nice outfit. I always wear an old shirt or something.

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kieralumina 30
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or brush in the shower. but if you do get toothpaste or deodorant on your clothes just use a damp rag and wipe it off.

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christina3466 17

Go nude.

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Nordrag 26
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well... depending on the interviewer this could be a very effective strategy.

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KingBobtheThird 16
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Are you a pornstar?

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Zelphoric 25
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backroom casting couch? ;P

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cryssycakesx3 22

American Apparel?

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christina3466 17

Somehow I knew this was gonna get down voted...?

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rockwrench 18
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Can't be serious all the time #2. Without a little humor the world would be a dull place.

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flopstar 21
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Aw hopefully you had some back up outfits

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slingerslasher 24
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Next time brush teeth before putting your fancy clothes on! :)

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buttcramp 21

agree completely, 3. if this happened to me i wouldnt have been phased, just been like "oh crap, better change!"

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novablastgaming 4
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that sound like a dirty situation no I guess I'll go to my corner now

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cryssycakesx3 22

these are getting so bad.

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False_Stupidity 41
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"Getting" so bad #46? I think they went well beyond the scale of bad years ago.

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alanamarieg 18
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Next time something like this occurs, look up quick home remedies :) sorry OP hope your interview went well anyway!

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_Peppermint_ 34
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Hope you found a replacement

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laurkk827 14
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"My boyfriend was excited that I had this interview"

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Redoxx_fml 22

Change quickly...or pretend it's a pattern on the dress

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82681 25
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Hopefully you had another dress on hand! I hope your interview went well... At least you had fresh breath.

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Mitchellbassists 29
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Did it give you a pastey attitude?

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