Today, I woke up finding myself violently humping my pillow....

By R_U_CEREAL - 4/7/2009 08:58 - United States

Today, I woke up finding myself violently humping my pillow. My mom recorded it. FML

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By awuh_man | 0

#367233 - Saturday 4 July 2009 16:04

haha
that sucks
was it hot?

By Dboy23 | 0

#367258 - Saturday 4 July 2009 16:11

LMFAO! Horny little bugger are we?

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By awuh_man | 0

#367233 - Saturday 4 July 2009 16:04

haha
that sucks
was it hot?

T1MT1M | 0

#368362 - Saturday 4 July 2009 22:47

wrong. lets hope she does put it on the internet! I wanna see lol. This sounds amusing,

hecuva | 0

#368492 - Saturday 4 July 2009 23:33

Screw the girlfriend/boyfriend showing... wait until the marriage reception, then project it onto a big screen for everyone to see.

Loser390 | 0

#368769 - Sunday 5 July 2009 1:20

Why get a girlfriend when you have a pillow?

MR_OHCRAP | 0

#369551 - Sunday 5 July 2009 7:06

If your girlfriend sees the video, tell her that you were subconsciously masturbating over her.

u_must_be_gay09 | 0

#377969 - Wednesday 8 July 2009 7:08

#41, you're an idiot

zeos | 0

#379183 - Wednesday 8 July 2009 18:01

haha that would really suck for him xDD (#55)

ivals | 2

#385579 - Friday 10 July 2009 23:43

true, wat he said was bullshit, pillows suck i have tried it once

KRYPTON1T3 | 5

#2658579 - Saturday 11 June 2011 5:59

video or it didn't happen.

By hundremeterhekk | 0

#367235 - Saturday 4 July 2009 16:04

first

fmlAllStar7274 | 0

#367273 - Saturday 4 July 2009 16:14

fail

rescueLove | 0

#835386 - Monday 8 February 2010 20:16

major fail #2.

breena25 | 0

#2184221 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 9:32

you sir, ( or ma'am ) fail at life

TheCheesePanda | 4

#5023945 - Tuesday 9 October 2012 23:55

You put the 'F' in Fail.

By TJPartyBoy | 0

#367236 - Saturday 4 July 2009 16:04

PWNED

By rukiafujioka | 0

#367238 - Saturday 4 July 2009 16:05

oooh...fyl. But the pillow pwned you xD

By LuckyCharms_fml | 0

#367242 - Saturday 4 July 2009 16:06

Haha FAIL for #2 and EPIC WIN for your mom...that's something to show the future girlfriend.

I_love_5gum | 5

#3647387 - Sunday 27 November 2011 9:29

Why do you assume its a guy?

Rose_916 | 16

#4902681 - Thursday 6 September 2012 15:39

It says op is!
fyl thats super embarrassing better delete the video secretly before she shows people

By riaaa | 0

#367249 - Saturday 4 July 2009 16:07

what kind of mother do u have -_-''

dearViena | 0

#367602 - Saturday 4 July 2009 18:07

a funny one

jncwmnd | 0

#368863 - Sunday 5 July 2009 1:53

ick, his mom is a creeper...i would walk out and pretend i hadn't seen anything, but your mom chose to record it?? o.O

Leashaness | 5

#383512 - Friday 10 July 2009 2:47

It's not like he was beating off. He was screwing his pillow... in his sleep! That's funny! His mom has a good sense of humor.

By Rockey | 3

#367256 - Saturday 4 July 2009 16:09

What kind of dreams do you have?

Fixed @ #6

By Dboy23 | 0

#367258 - Saturday 4 July 2009 16:11

LMFAO! Horny little bugger are we?

By emer_helena | 0

#367266 - Saturday 4 July 2009 16:13

Well that sucks

By catatonicsleep | 17

#367287 - Saturday 4 July 2009 16:17

Why would she film it?

Mnemic | 5

#367305 - Saturday 4 July 2009 16:25

I guess a new YouTube hero is on its way! :-o

Disturbing btw... that your mom actually recorded it.