Today, I came home and found a few of my faux fur coats completely butchered. On my way to interrogate my boys, the only ones home, I found our husky dog, who was recently shaved for an operation, covered in the fur that once belonged to my coat. My boys said 'he was cold'. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML
Today, I left my son with my husband while I went to the store. Ten minutes later, my dog was missing a large patch of fur, and neither of them can stop laughing. FML
Today, my son got really high and shaved the dog with my electric shaver. Not only does the dog look really bad, I didn't know my son used drugs. I now have to buy the dog a sweater and get my son some help. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad straightening my dog's fur. His excuse? The dog needed to feel pretty. FML
Today, I found my dogs freezing outside. My neighbor was supposed to watch them while I was away, and on my way home I called to let her know she should let them have a quick walk. She thought I'd be home soon enough that she wouldn't have to let them back in. It was minus 10°C out. FML
Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML
Today, my mom called me to the laundry room after she saw a dead animal in there. I took a look and agreed we should call animal control. After ten minutes of freaking out, they finally arrived to confirm that the dead animal was the hood to my winter jacket. FML
Today, when I got home from the store, the dog was wiping his ass on the carpet, my two older boys were brawling, my youngest was crying because he'd broken a glass and cut himself, and my husband was in the kitchen, eating the cake I'd told him to leave alone. FML
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rukiafujioka 0
Well yay for you for wearing faux instead of real!
NapalmFrog 0
Well, at least they were thoughtful.
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bloodyhell9398 0
YDI for having fur coats
krel 0
Why are so many of you incapable of reading? It's faux fur. For those who lack an education above the elementary school level, that means it's fake fur.
suckstobyou 0
Your kids are smart
xprettynbluex 0
YDI for shaving your husky, your not supposed to shave huskies. their hair also keeps them cool. They also get sunburnt. I own a husky by the way.
xprettynbluex 0
nevermind didnt see the part about the opperation
freeball 0
That's actually a very cute story. Sucks about the coats...
thejoz 0
I voted FYL, but really, it's one of those "Aw your kids did something smart, and kind of cute, and hey, they care about the dog, so good for them". Sucks you lost some clothing, but clothing can be replaced, repurchased. Story-worthy moments with your children cannot. Enjoy those while you can!
youaresofucked 0
live in the same county as the OP. heh
sovereign_fml 0
I don't know what is sadder. How many idiots voted YDI or how many idiots voted YDI then came here to preach from their high horses about how "fur is murder" when she blatantly stated Faux Fur. You are all proof that most people are stupid.
beckyb 0
I voted YDI for owning the coats to begin with because I think fur is ugly whether it's real or fake. Not because I don't know that faux fur means fake. I like eating tasty animals and products animals produce. I would not consider myself an idiot for having that opinion.
lesp 6
My reason to my kids would have been "You were unbeaten and I needed to fix that."
great_lawl 0
hahah! that is absolutely adorable
acro_actress95 0
That's actually really sweet in a way. I literally said "awww...." when I read that :) too bad about your coats though. But good job wearing faux fur instead of real. :)