Today, I came home and found a few of my faux fur coats completely butchered. On my way to interrogate my boys, the only ones home, I found our husky dog, who was recently shaved for an operation, covered in the fur that once belonged to my coat. My boys said 'he was cold'. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML
Today, I left my son with my husband while I went to the store. Ten minutes later, my dog was missing a large patch of fur, and neither of them can stop laughing. FML
Today, my son got really high and shaved the dog with my electric shaver. Not only does the dog look really bad, I didn't know my son used drugs. I now have to buy the dog a sweater and get my son some help. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad straightening my dog's fur. His excuse? The dog needed to feel pretty. FML
Today, I found my dogs freezing outside. My neighbor was supposed to watch them while I was away, and on my way home I called to let her know she should let them have a quick walk. She thought I'd be home soon enough that she wouldn't have to let them back in. It was minus 10°C out. FML
Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML
Today, my mom called me to the laundry room after she saw a dead animal in there. I took a look and agreed we should call animal control. After ten minutes of freaking out, they finally arrived to confirm that the dead animal was the hood to my winter jacket. FML
Today, when I got home from the store, the dog was wiping his ass on the carpet, my two older boys were brawling, my youngest was crying because he'd broken a glass and cut himself, and my husband was in the kitchen, eating the cake I'd told him to leave alone. FML
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rukiafujioka 0
Well yay for you for wearing faux instead of real!
NapalmFrog 0
Well, at least they were thoughtful.
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Comments (211)
newfielover123 0
*** u 4 making coats outa fur u **** i hope u die and burn in hell
newfielover123 0
*** u 4 making coats outa fur u **** i hope u die and burn in hell
anon20 0
She has FAUX fur coats. Faux means fake. Kind of an extreme reason to want her to die and burn in hell, hmm? Anyway, it sucks that your coats were destroyed. Still, it was cute that your boys were trying to keep the dog warm.
xkaytmoneybaby 0
lmfao! kids do the funniest things ;p
zoombabwee 0
Awwww that's sooo adorable that they care so much for their dog!
rell55555 0
beat they ass
Youssii 0
God, why do people keep tellin her to beat her kids? Firstly hitting someone smaller then you is worse then destroying a cheap fur coat, and secondly hitting your kids is basically illegal in britain...
Fran_21 0
lol i want to see a picture of the husky and his new coat
Fentown_fml 4
Take that for wearing fur.
hoff90 0
well... it is FAUX fur, so quit the bull
Youd_laugh_2 0
Your kids have hearts of gold, they're just a little confused.
DOEETFORTEHLULZ 0
Wow that really sucks. But you know what makes a really good coat? Chinchilla!
Katee0_o 6
That's way cute!