Lost

By Shaggy - 11/10/2023 15:00

Today, I agreed to go on a last-minute road trip with my friends. Everything was going great until we realized we had no GPS signal in the middle of nowhere. We ended up following a "shortcut" suggested by a farmer and got stuck in a muddy field for hours, with livestock giving us judgmental looks. FML
I agree, your life sucks 486
You deserved it 370

Same thing different taste

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So, what was their verdict? Did the cows think you were full of bullshit? Did the pigs mock you for not being able to handle mud? I'll bet the sheep looked down on you for not sticking with your flock.

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So, what was their verdict? Did the cows think you were full of bullshit? Did the pigs mock you for not being able to handle mud? I'll bet the sheep looked down on you for not sticking with your flock.

No farmer is going to give you directions to the middle of their or their neighbors field. Likely something didn't get followed (missed turn). No farmer I have ever k own is going to let city dwellers destroy his fields or pastures. Not even as a joke. That you somehow got off the road and I to a field socks for the landowner. It's like the AF cadet who drove his new truck up a hiking trail and got stuck above timberline who claimed he didn't know he left the paved road.