Today, I came home and found a few of my faux fur coats completely butchered. On my way to interrogate my boys, the only ones home, I found our husky dog, who was recently shaved for an operation, covered in the fur that once belonged to my coat. My boys said 'he was cold'. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML
Today, I left my son with my husband while I went to the store. Ten minutes later, my dog was missing a large patch of fur, and neither of them can stop laughing. FML
Today, my son got really high and shaved the dog with my electric shaver. Not only does the dog look really bad, I didn't know my son used drugs. I now have to buy the dog a sweater and get my son some help. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad straightening my dog's fur. His excuse? The dog needed to feel pretty. FML
Today, I found my dogs freezing outside. My neighbor was supposed to watch them while I was away, and on my way home I called to let her know she should let them have a quick walk. She thought I'd be home soon enough that she wouldn't have to let them back in. It was minus 10°C out. FML
Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML
Today, my mom called me to the laundry room after she saw a dead animal in there. I took a look and agreed we should call animal control. After ten minutes of freaking out, they finally arrived to confirm that the dead animal was the hood to my winter jacket. FML
Today, when I got home from the store, the dog was wiping his ass on the carpet, my two older boys were brawling, my youngest was crying because he'd broken a glass and cut himself, and my husband was in the kitchen, eating the cake I'd told him to leave alone. FML
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rukiafujioka 0
Well yay for you for wearing faux instead of real!
NapalmFrog 0
Well, at least they were thoughtful.
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Comments (211)
DorkusD 0
@ everyone being all, YDI - IT'S FAUX FUR. THAT'S NOT ABUSIVE TO ANIMALS AT ALL. Although I have always heard rumours that a lot of faux fur jackets contain real fur too.. Who knows?
wordly 0
I highly doubt that rumour is true. They could sell real fur for a lot of money, why would they secretly be putting it into faux fur jackets?
Logica42 0
I've heard that faux fur is sometimes a pain in the ass to make. Maybe that's why.
TheFrthAngel 0
They don't, however the pollution caused by the process to create faux fur actually kills more animals than would be required to make the same thing out of real fur. Also when you bury a real fur coat it will relatively quickly rot and become part of the earth again, however if you bury a faux fur coat it will pollute the ground you buried it in.
summerxx 0
the products made by any corporation probably hurts and kills animals, don't hate on faux fur.
TheFrthAngel 0
I just prefer clothes that rot over plastic clothes. Give me real fur and leather any day.
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
I'm not even going to lie, that is seriously cute.
Knockyoudown 0
Aww thats cute
CJ090 0
With the money u took 2 buy those coats u shud buy a couple of English courses @ the community college cause that spelling sucks lolz
wordly 0
That's funny, because your spelling is about ten times worse.
Sleepwalker418 0
@31: Fail in SO many ways.
justanotherhuman 21
...wow, "CJ090". I mean... head-rolling-coming-to-a-stop-at-eye-contact wow. Please tell me this is some form of advanced, inverse pun-humor. From the future. And that it's missing some critical adverb or adjective that just doesn't translate in our time.
codaic1549 0
i moderated this one! sorry about that. atleast the furs were fake??
HondaGirl2010 0
At least they love their pet! =] FYL though, for the faux fur coats.
ToxicMoon 0
ydi for leaving two young boys home alone.
xHaniffax 0
when I read the Faux fur bit I thought you were gonna say your sons thought they were real fur and were against wearing animal fur or soemthing like that
paperfox_fml 0
Why do you have multiple fake fur coats? One hairy coat: that's fair enough, everyone makes a bad buy occasionally. =) Two hairy coats: didn't you learn from the first mistake? =S Three hairy coats: for ****'s sake, do you consider yourself to be a cavewoman?! D= Seriously, hairy clothing: worst idea ever. Please consider this a Hint From The Heavens, and stop buying such god-awful hideous crap.
iamgilmore14 0
some of them might've been gifts.
5bye7 0
stupid. your boys are gay