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  oj101  |  33

It's sure to be a pampered poodle like Georgette off Oliver the Cat Movie. Next, the dog'll be having pawdicures, putting on blusher and trotting down a diamond staircase with its nose up in the air.

  oj101  |  33

Guy: ask girl- why do you straighten your hair all the time?
Girl: to keep it straight and make it longer

2 weeks later...

Doctor: explain to me again how you burnt your penis?