By xtammyle - 19/02/2013 07:01 - Australia - Lower Plenty

Today, I walked in on my dad straightening my dog's fur. His excuse? The dog needed to feel pretty. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 526
You deserved it 4 490

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"I feel pretty, oh so pretty."

I don't see why it's a bad thing unless he harmed the dog. He's just doing what he likes to do.


I don't see why it's a bad thing unless he harmed the dog. He's just doing what he likes to do.

I like to masterbait but I get in trouble for that all the time it doesnt harm anybody! This just doesn't seem fair..

Maybe you should stop masturbating in public.

16 - Glad you found a way to make masturbation make you feel pretty. I've been trying for years and always ended up crying in self pity. Why won't anyone love me???

because your a cry babby

Yeah your a cry babby

*you're *baby

That is just too cute. Well, as long as no harm is done...

Well does your dog have curly or wavy fur? because then I could understand his reasoning.

"I feel pretty, oh so pretty."

Bet that dog feels pretty, and witty, and briiiight!

It's sure to be a pampered poodle like Georgette off Oliver the Cat Movie. Next, the dog'll be having pawdicures, putting on blusher and trotting down a diamond staircase with its nose up in the air.

"I didn't choose the thug life. The thug life chose me."

I honestly was about to type that but you beat me to it. Bravo, stranger.

It could be worse, you could have walked in on him straightening his pubes.

So true. Oh god the mental images..

His response? "Daddy needs to feel pretty too" >.< you're right, could have been so much worse.

Guy: ask girl- why do you straighten your hair all the time? Girl: to keep it straight and make it longer 2 weeks later... Doctor: explain to me again how you burnt your penis?

Him sitting there, smiling down at his penis..

#30 - more likely wincing.

But did the dog LOOK pretty? Personally, if My new hair-do resembled a mop, my self image would be significantly lower :/

Nothin wrong with that

Dogs need to pick up bitches too

Lesbian dog? Or do male dogs like to feel pretty as well?

42 - Are you really that stupid?

No, just not funny.

Well, everyone should be able to feel pretty once in a while

I see that as a perfectly valid reason! Scared the dog will be prettier than you? ;D

Dem bitches love to feel pretty.