Playing the odds
Today, I found out my husband sent 3000 friend requests to random women on Facebook. He says it's no big deal and doesn't mean anything. FML
Today, I found out my husband sent 3000 friend requests to random women on Facebook. He says it's no big deal and doesn't mean anything. FML
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Today, I found out my husband has been talking to another woman on Facebook. His only defense was, "I thought I deleted the messages." FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML
Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML
Today, my husband has been texting women to see if he can go out on a date with one of them, just because I’ve befriended his friend and apparently, the movie and food I got with the friend was a first date, so now he wants to get even. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, I caught my husband of 13 years looking at other women in Instagram. FML
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RichardPencil 30
Haha, no, I got fully vaccinated the second that my turn came up. Turns out that sarcastic trolls are in the same class as ICU nurses!
RichardPencil 30
Calm down. If the women were truly random, he'll probably only sleep with 2 or 3 of them -- no big deal. If he contacted 3000 attractive local women, that would be a problem (but not random.)
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RichardPencil 30
Calm down. If the women were truly random, he'll probably only sleep with 2 or 3 of them -- no big deal. If he contacted 3000 attractive local women, that would be a problem (but not random.)
Marcella1016 31
YOU’RE BACK! 😱😱😱 We thought you got Covid-ed Wait...Cov-ed?
Marcella1016 31
Lol funny thing I read the comment before I saw your name and thought this could be you 😂😂
RichardPencil 30
Haha, no, I got fully vaccinated the second that my turn came up. Turns out that sarcastic trolls are in the same class as ICU nurses!