Today, I came home and found a few of my faux fur coats completely butchered. On my way to interrogate my boys, the only ones home, I found our husky dog, who was recently shaved for an operation, covered in the fur that once belonged to my coat. My boys said 'he was cold'. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML
Today, I left my son with my husband while I went to the store. Ten minutes later, my dog was missing a large patch of fur, and neither of them can stop laughing. FML
Today, my son got really high and shaved the dog with my electric shaver. Not only does the dog look really bad, I didn't know my son used drugs. I now have to buy the dog a sweater and get my son some help. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad straightening my dog's fur. His excuse? The dog needed to feel pretty. FML
Today, I found my dogs freezing outside. My neighbor was supposed to watch them while I was away, and on my way home I called to let her know she should let them have a quick walk. She thought I'd be home soon enough that she wouldn't have to let them back in. It was minus 10°C out. FML
Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML
Today, my mom called me to the laundry room after she saw a dead animal in there. I took a look and agreed we should call animal control. After ten minutes of freaking out, they finally arrived to confirm that the dead animal was the hood to my winter jacket. FML
Today, when I got home from the store, the dog was wiping his ass on the carpet, my two older boys were brawling, my youngest was crying because he'd broken a glass and cut himself, and my husband was in the kitchen, eating the cake I'd told him to leave alone. FML
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Top comments
rukiafujioka 0
Well yay for you for wearing faux instead of real!
NapalmFrog 0
Well, at least they were thoughtful.
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AshleyRose784 0
aww that's really sweet. at least they're good hearted little boys
monkeykiller77 0
wow next they will be using rubber balls for when he gets neutered
coolster56 0
^^^ this
boatkicker 5
One one hand that really sucks, on the other hand, thats really adorable. and to those saying OP deserved it because she shouldnt leave her kids home alone, you're being stupid. Even if they had a babysitter, that doesnt mean the babysitter was paying 100% attention all of the time. It probably wouldnt take very long to to that. What if the babysitter was like, making lunch for them or something? AND kids of any age can do stupid things. 12 is old enough to be home alone (its actually a law in some states that if i child is under 12 they ant be home alone, which means over 12 is acceptable) But even a 12 year old can get in trouble. Maybe they did it just to be silly?
justaquietghost 0
That sucks but it's too cute for me to vote.
audioandmurder 0
Egh. I'm not a vegetarian or tree hugger.. But fur coats are murder. ..And a waste of money. Why not just kill other people and make them into shoes? :P
lisafannypack 0
FAUX fur, aka FAKE fur
littlebopeep10 0
Faux fur isn't murder.
mylittlecrow 0
That's just wrong in too many ways for me to explain:/
Proudmary 2
YDI for having a life and going out of the house after having kids.
Lupa_fml 0
@50 shut up for God's sake. What do you mean it's bad to have a life after you have kids? I always thought it's a GOOD thing.
OperationNicole_fml 0
Awwww :D They are adorable! I want to pinch their little cheeks!
ZuraLasgeon 0
Awwwwww that's so cute!
xClarkGable 0
OMMMG! A plus for having adorable kids.
wordly 0
Haha Whoops.