Today, I came home and found a few of my faux fur coats completely butchered. On my way to interrogate my boys, the only ones home, I found our husky dog, who was recently shaved for an operation, covered in the fur that once belonged to my coat. My boys said 'he was cold'. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML
Today, I left my son with my husband while I went to the store. Ten minutes later, my dog was missing a large patch of fur, and neither of them can stop laughing. FML
Today, my son got really high and shaved the dog with my electric shaver. Not only does the dog look really bad, I didn't know my son used drugs. I now have to buy the dog a sweater and get my son some help. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad straightening my dog's fur. His excuse? The dog needed to feel pretty. FML
Today, I found my dogs freezing outside. My neighbor was supposed to watch them while I was away, and on my way home I called to let her know she should let them have a quick walk. She thought I'd be home soon enough that she wouldn't have to let them back in. It was minus 10°C out. FML
Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML
Today, my mom called me to the laundry room after she saw a dead animal in there. I took a look and agreed we should call animal control. After ten minutes of freaking out, they finally arrived to confirm that the dead animal was the hood to my winter jacket. FML
Today, when I got home from the store, the dog was wiping his ass on the carpet, my two older boys were brawling, my youngest was crying because he'd broken a glass and cut himself, and my husband was in the kitchen, eating the cake I'd told him to leave alone. FML
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rukiafujioka 0
Well yay for you for wearing faux instead of real!
NapalmFrog 0
Well, at least they were thoughtful.
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Comments (211)
Arinwyn 0
@ 5.. thanks. now I lost too :c OP, at least they weren't real fur, which are a lot more expensive.
tilted_logic 0
What I don't understand is all these people saying fur is murder, I completely agree. But if you're the type of person that thinks fur is murder, how can you not know what faux fur is? That just blows me away, I wonder if these people think Tofurkey is some sort of Japanese bird... O_O But nice story, made me smile :)
soohungry 0
That's adorable :)
bb1_00 0
well that sucks but at least ur dog wasn't cold....... :)
Eelusive 0
YDI for owning anything furry unless you live in a place like Canada or Alaska. I mean, who wears fur real or fake.
XOfiestypixie 0
#96, I'm sorry, but I'm just going to assume you're from the US, but please learn a little more about your neighbours to the north and realize that Canada is NOT always cold. Right now the temperature is anywhere between 25 and 35 degrees celsius (77 to 95 fahrenheit) Alaska is cold, because it's so far north, same with the Canadian territories (Yukon, NorthWest Territories, Nunavut), and the more northern parts of some provinces, but if you look on a map, the southern part of Ontario reaches down to the same level as northern California. And anyways, most Canadians think fur, fake or real, is tacky anyways, since WE HAVE THE EXACT SAME FASHION SENSE. Blame Hollywood and the fact we have so much American mass media in Canada. But i will admit fur (fake or real) does keep you warm in the winter. Im not really offended, just thought I should mention those little facts. =)
prey4war 0
Seriously? Oh man I'd beat their asses.
car6435 0
number96 Eelusive is retarded. Faux fur. means FAKE fur dumbass. look it up. dumbfuck. get an education before you say something stupid. you idiot
jenkins56 5
Wtf??! #96 never disputed that Faux=Fake. Take your own advice you prick
electropop 0
Awwwww. That's really cute. Good they were fake furs
shnibz101 0
YDI YOU BASTERED FOR KILLING OR BUYING ANIMALS FUR FOR YOUR OWN COMFORT!
mbgurl24 0
faux meaning fake, it's not real animal fur!!!
laurlaurs 0
FAUX fur! God, Faux means fake. Buy a dictionary.
reki_fml 0
or maybe you look guys should look up "trolling" in the dictionary.
Hjelloo 0
Trolling isn't in the dictionary, fucktard.
CyclonePsycho 1
Wow, 118. Spreading the asshole sauce on a bit thick, huh?
OverEnthusiast 0
Idiot. Faux=fake. Also: most people don't kill the animal specifically to wear its fur. The animal is already dead, if you buy its fur at least it didn't die in vain. ******* imbecile
furismurder 4
I think your the idiot here. people don't take fur from already dead animals. they kill them specifically for the purpose of taking the fur and the animals are usually skinned alive and then thrown onto the skinless piles of the other dead and dying.
Mademoiselle_fml 34
Yeah, people don't recycle dead animals and use their fur so it won't go to waste... there's a whole industry that kills animals for their fur, sometimes utilizing traps in the wild or raising them their entire poor little lives in these "farms." Their meat is never used. Leather, however, does regularly come from cows (and various other animals) used for meat, which is why fur seems to be less accepted than leather.
leeny_fml 2
That is too cute. At least they were trying to be helpful.