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u should b a woman with a mouth like that...golf ball...garden hose...I'm just sayin I bet ur ugly

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I whipped it out, cleaned it off, and stuck it in her eye. And by "it" of course I'm referring to a contact lens. It must have got dirty. ;)

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He didn't tell her he takes facebook groups seriously. She found out because it actually happened to her. Or atleast, that is what the FML is leaving us to assume.

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63 just to let you know, without computer "nerds" there would be no fml, facebook, tv, or cell phones. plus have you not grown past stereo typing yet?

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@115: i didnt mean it like that, tard, i meant if he spends the majority ofl his time on facebook, u might not wanna be w him dont be all over-defensive, no one likes that shit

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Maybe OP's boyfriend isn't a facebook obsessor, maybe he's just serious about that topic. Typically you only join a group if you agree.

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>COMPUTER NERD >FACEBOOK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA LOLWUT?! gtfo. now

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naaaa don't bite it off, don't spit it back(cuz that's porno shit)(and just nasty) if u don't like it n ur eye, don't put his junk n ur mouth. problem solved

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#43 Maybe you should lose your dick for correcting someone's spelling when you don't know the difference between your and you're. :)

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ok so here's the deal... you give head, you get prenut in your mouth, you swallow b/c you think it's your own spit, so therefore you're swallowing anyway... just a little FYI in case swallowing grosses you out. your man shouldn't ask such a thing from you anyway. that's a privalage not a right. my suggestion, on a serious note, quit giving head for a while and see how that makes him feel! yeah Adam I can't spell very well... that comes with dislexia! douche!! and thanks to the person that defe

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'Wow hes a guy too', sooo? lol anyways, errgh just dont do that to him anymore then, or sweet revenge? Or should I say salty revenge? I dno

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