Poopoo peepee and Work: Work sucks

Work sucks

By Anonymous - 08/07/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML

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By windsoffate - 09/06/2016 16:46 - United States - Portland

Today, as I was getting ready for work, I heard a noise almost like someone was puking all over the bathroom floor. When I went to check, my 14-year-old son was puking all over the bathroom floor. The toilet, however, was pristine. FML

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By jbhadafuckedupday - 15/03/2018 01:30

Today, my 3-year-old came to me very excited because he had gone to the bathroom by himself for the first time. What he did not tell me was that he had shit on the floor, and when I went into the bathroom to check, I slipped on a turd and knocked myself out on the sink. FML

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By KP - 25/06/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

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You deserved it 3 094

By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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By caught out - 26/04/2014 23:29 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

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By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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By sdasdflkjas - 30/05/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, while the kid I was babysitting was in the bathroom, he called to me "I need some help in here." Worried I ran to the bathroom and asked him what was wrong. He needed me to wipe his butt. As if that weren't gross enough, just as my hand was under his butt, he pooped again and laughed. FML

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By ilana - 10/02/2012 09:51 - United States

Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2014 03:02 - Canada - Rosthern

Today, while at work, I went to unlock the washroom for a customer. Normally we don't allow customers to use the staff washrooms, so I was as surprised as the guy I found sitting on the toilet when I opened the door. FML

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Friday 8 July 2011 23:36

What a champ!

saIty 17

Friday 8 July 2011 23:39

I miss 84% of the time because I'm cross-eyed.

Comments

pixieyy 0

Friday 8 July 2011 23:36

Well that's shit...

bravesfan112233 0

Friday 8 July 2011 23:45

he's a little kid give him a break

mandi4murphy 0

Friday 8 July 2011 23:45

thats what we call the classic champ!

Andrew1122 0

Friday 8 July 2011 23:49

that sounds like quite a shitty situation.

Tommananaze6T9 4

Friday 8 July 2011 23:58

what a little shit!

missbays 1

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:09

I feel like if a kid is old enough to use the bathroom alone then he's definitely old enough to not shit everywhere.

smurfsarwales 9

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:34

agreed. then rape his pet cat.

rallets 22

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:36

shit happens

scarletdragonfly 5

Saturday 9 July 2011 2:16

Oh, stop with the thumbs down... They're just a few shitty puns...

2ndSucks 15

Saturday 9 July 2011 2:16

Cue the shitty jokes?

rallets 22

Saturday 9 July 2011 2:51

#66 youre wayyyyy too late bro

Jammy01jams 2

Saturday 9 July 2011 6:09

36 - you would think so. But after goin in to take a piss after my friend and stepping in yellowish water. I now think differently. We're effing 16. And that's not the only childish thing he does, can't make himself food without completely destroying the cleanliness of the kitchen. It's like having another little brother but this one is retarded and my age... sigh.