Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, my 3-year-old came to me very excited because he had gone to the bathroom by himself for the first time. What he did not tell me was that he had shit on the floor, and when I went into the bathroom to check, I slipped on a turd and knocked myself out on the sink. FML
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML
Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML
Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML
Today. I used the restroom at the mall. After I wiped, I went to toss the paper into the toilet. I missed horribly. The wad of TP with poop on it landed on the floor of the next stall. It was occupied. FML
Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML
Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML
Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML
Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML
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Top comments
A7X_LoVeee 10
What a champ!
saIty 17
I miss 84% of the time because I'm cross-eyed.
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Comments (118)
pixieyy 0
Well that's shit...
bravesfan112233 0
he's a little kid give him a break
mandi4murphy 0
thats what we call the classic champ!
Andrew1122 0
that sounds like quite a shitty situation.
Tommananaze6T9 4
what a little shit!
missbays 1
I feel like if a kid is old enough to use the bathroom alone then he's definitely old enough to not shit everywhere.
smurfsarwales 9
agreed. then rape his pet cat.
rallets 23
shit happens
scarletdragonfly 5
Oh, stop with the thumbs down... They're just a few shitty puns...
2ndSucks 15
Cue the shitty jokes?
rallets 23
#66 youre wayyyyy too late bro
Jammy01jams 2
36 - you would think so. But after goin in to take a piss after my friend and stepping in yellowish water. I now think differently. We're effing 16. And that's not the only childish thing he does, can't make himself food without completely destroying the cleanliness of the kitchen. It's like having another little brother but this one is retarded and my age... sigh.
lostintime94 5
haa!!! your funny!
josh5634 0
that's the shit!
knights95 9
Bad puns FTL!
josh5634 0
your face! :D
smurfsarwales 9
your face godammit! :D
Bright_Lights 14
aw you beat me to it! ^
DKParth13 5
25 great come back bro!!
A7X_LoVeee 10
What a champ!
TheRealHouse 7
who gives a crap
JoeTheMan12 0
find him and make him clean it up with his hands, that will teach him!
theguy33 1
Fricking kids these days have no respect for anyone.
jonan1212 5
**** that bullshit
ThorneCrossed 9
the correct term is boyshit
nicobington 1
lol
fanceh 10
that's a shitty situation. :/
Pinkkmissymoo 7
yeah. no shit. thank you captain obvious. /:
edogy 0
that was a shitty comment 7
saIty 17
I miss 84% of the time because I'm cross-eyed.
Upyous 0
Then howd u write this
orangeduck 6
i'm sure it was a joke
JoeTheMan12 0
how can you miss while sitting, I guess he ***** while stand?
Bloxygen 0
OMG I litterally LOL'd
Bright_Lights 14
OMG, did you, like, literally LOL? Like, literally? OMG, me too sister!
bigmanj28 0
Did you yell out" SHIT!!!"?
DudeBTM 8
Oh my gosh...these puns.. -___-
kraine0712 2
That's just nasty. Lol
PSQ91 6
These shitty puns are dumb as shit, goddamn shit!
felah17 6
Quit that shit already!! : P
smurfsarwales 9
seriously guys, knock that shit off.
DudeBTM 8
Oh my gosh...these puns.. -___-