Today, I came across a picture of my grandpa taking a hit off a bong, while wearing nothing but a Playboy shirt. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandpa accidentally posted a nude photo of himself on Facebook. I will never be able to unsee that. FML
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
Today, I went for a picnic by the river in the forest with my grandma. I forgot to bring a swimsuit, and wasn't wearing any underwear either, so she just made me go naked. I got caught fully naked by some dirt bikers when I went to find a spot to pee. My grandma just laughed, really hard. FML
Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML
Today, my dad gave me his old camera. I got home and eagerly turned it on to start using it. I was greeted by a photo of my father drunk, smiling, naked, and covered in peanut butter. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, I met my paternal grandfather for the first time. I’ve spent the last three months tracking him down. I poured my heart out and told about how much this meant to me. He told me I had a nice rack and asked for a cigarette. FML
Today, I uploaded a photo of myself at the beach on Facebook. The first comment it got was "Wow!! If I was 20 yrs younger, oh boy ;)". Yeah, thanks for that, grandpa. FML
Today, I realised I've become the background stoner character of any college movie, as I sat alone on my dorm's bed, wearing flannel over a Pac-Man shirt, and smoking weed out of a skull-shaped bong. Sorry, mom. FML
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Top comments
DioMaledica 14
The username lol!!
laxbro182 1
Dude that's sick!!!! Get him to tell you stories, they would be epic!
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Comments (216)
jonriise18 3
How is this an FML!? Your grandpa is a badass!!!
Pelreskovich 11
I fail to see the problem with this? Your grandpa sounds killer, I'd kick it with him. Anyone?
Ballin8864 4
Lmao, Yes. I wish my grandparents had some chill stories to tell! This is hardly a FML, More like Grandpa FTW.
Pelreskovich 11
I just can't think of any way this is a FML in the slightest. You should be heading over to your grandpa's as you were posting this.
millionz4184 2
That's f-ing awesome!! I bet he has some DeadHead stories that r the shyt!!
kel_pie 1
Rock on grandpa !!!!
Pelreskovich 11
Hmm.. My comment was moderated for saying I don't see how this is an FML.. Your grandpa sounds pretty killer to me, I'd kick it with him. Cheers!
KingOfAmazing 9
Your grandpa is ******* awesome!
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
Life and Times of the Hefner family.
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
*family. Sorry for the typo
jroxursox1 10
There wasn't one hahaha.
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
There isn't??? Sorry I'm on the app so it said fam... for some reason
krystalisbeast 0
Talk about a kickass grandpa..
alexup24 13
Pimpin'
Gutmann 0
How'd you find a picture like that?
RamenForTheWin 10
The Internet, of course. Raping minds since the beginning.