Today, I came across a picture of my grandpa taking a hit off a bong, while wearing nothing but a Playboy shirt. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my grandpa accidentally posted a nude photo of himself on Facebook. I will never be able to unsee that. FML
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
Today, I went for a picnic by the river in the forest with my grandma. I forgot to bring a swimsuit, and wasn't wearing any underwear either, so she just made me go naked. I got caught fully naked by some dirt bikers when I went to find a spot to pee. My grandma just laughed, really hard. FML
Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML
Today, my dad gave me his old camera. I got home and eagerly turned it on to start using it. I was greeted by a photo of my father drunk, smiling, naked, and covered in peanut butter. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, I met my paternal grandfather for the first time. I’ve spent the last three months tracking him down. I poured my heart out and told about how much this meant to me. He told me I had a nice rack and asked for a cigarette. FML
Today, I uploaded a photo of myself at the beach on Facebook. The first comment it got was "Wow!! If I was 20 yrs younger, oh boy ;)". Yeah, thanks for that, grandpa. FML
Today, I realised I've become the background stoner character of any college movie, as I sat alone on my dorm's bed, wearing flannel over a Pac-Man shirt, and smoking weed out of a skull-shaped bong. Sorry, mom. FML
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DioMaledica 14
The username lol!!
laxbro182 1
Dude that's sick!!!! Get him to tell you stories, they would be epic!
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Comments (216)
aasshhll3eyy 2
pretty sure it just means he lived! im sure youll do things your children and grandchildren will one day be ashamed or embarassed about. just sayin'
JuiceyyJae 13
Best FML story, hands down! Lol
jerseyboy732 16
Wish my grandfather was as much as a pimp as yours is
Mkbitch 2
And you're scarred for life? Stop being so dramatic. Your grandpa did what millions do.
nflevy 0
Sexy...
bubo_fml 11
I had a nutty assed Gramps too, but he was more like that guy from "A Beautiful Mind."
ellietheginger 0
Word
brianjman14 23
I wish I had your grandpa.
maphineRAWRS 10
I can only hope to be that awesome when I'm that old haha
CalliGrl 1
That's so awesome!!! Thats not a fml moment