By mackamuir - 01/04/2016 13:01 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, my roommate played a crazy April Fool's joke on me by not paying his rent this month. Good one. FML
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darkbob101 16

You should play an april fool's prank on him... leave all his stuff on the side of the road and tell him to move out.

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ScratchCatPower 32

There's a difference between an April Fool's prank and just being a plain asshole. Your roommate is an asshole.

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ScratchCatPower 32

There's a difference between an April Fool's prank and just being a plain asshole. Your roommate is an asshole.

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DamnitSeth 13

Someone here does not seem to understand sarcasm....

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booze_n_bitches 37

I don't know why you're getting thumbed down #10. I think some people (?Americans - kidding!) genuinely don't get that this FML contains sarcasm.

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expertsmilee 26

Just lose faith in humanity as a general rule of thumb my, it'll save you a lot of wasted effort and hope later on down the road.

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musoboy 22

I hope he paid his rent on April 2nd. otherwise that's no April Fool's joke.

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darkbob101 16

You should play an april fool's prank on him... leave all his stuff on the side of the road and tell him to move out.

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Thoricsteam20 24

Take the money out of his account directly April Fools ;)

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naviajack626 16

Prank him by throwing him out. Now you're even.

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zman8881 8

Difference between a prank and a dick move. That's a dick move.

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

Pretty sure you just re-worded #1's comment.

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Tripartita 44

I sense a pattern developing in today's FMLs…

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Bunnyluver 20

Say you didn't have your half of the rent!

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Tripartita 44

"I didn't have my half of the rent." That was fun! I should do that more often.

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XboxSqueaker 15

play a crazy prank on him by roofying his drink and chopping off his testicles

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crudeandrudeguy 29

Well you took that straight to a very dark place....

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chuka81 27

Please 10, where's the sarcasm? I want to understand it too.

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booze_n_bitches 37

That not paying his rent was an April Fools joke...? That's sarcasm. Because it wasn't a prank, he just didn't pay his rent.

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DamnitSeth 13

It's people like you, 11, that make me think humanity has lost all usage of our brains. Then I look at people like 13 and thank the stars above there's at least one more person.

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Arkham_Callabero 15

You do realize that there's a reply button right?

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