Miscellaneous: Today, I came across a picture of my grandpa taking a hit off...

By mortifiedgrandchild - 09/01/2012 18:53 - United States

Today, I came across a picture of my grandpa taking a hit off a bong, while wearing nothing but a Playboy shirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2015 14:21 - United States - Boca Raton

Today, my grandpa accidentally posted a nude photo of himself on Facebook. I will never be able to unsee that. FML

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By lovingthis - 09/01/2013 16:48 - United States - Largo

Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

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By lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2014 18:51 - United States - Athens

Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML

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By SAM - 05/08/2018 09:00 - United States

Today, my dad gave me his old camera. I got home and eagerly turned it on to start using it. I was greeted by a photo of my father drunk, smiling, naked, and covered in peanut butter. FML

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By Andrew - 24/09/2010 10:22 - United States

Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

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By cAPITOLpORN - 23/06/2015 15:57 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML

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By cgold - 30/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, I met my paternal grandfather for the first time. I’ve spent the last three months tracking him down. I poured my heart out and told about how much this meant to me. He told me I had a nice rack and asked for a cigarette. FML

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By disgusting - 31/05/2015 09:13 - United Kingdom - Thetford

Today, I uploaded a photo of myself at the beach on Facebook. The first comment it got was "Wow!! If I was 20 yrs younger, oh boy ;)". Yeah, thanks for that, grandpa. FML

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By Stereotypical - 30/06/2022 05:00 - Brazil - São Gonçalo

Today, I realised I've become the background stoner character of any college movie, as I sat alone on my dorm's bed, wearing flannel over a Pac-Man shirt, and smoking weed out of a skull-shaped bong. Sorry, mom. FML

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DioMaledica 14

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:22

The username lol!!

laxbro182 1

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:25

Dude that's sick!!!! Get him to tell you stories, they would be epic!

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Hdw3 4

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:31

How is this a fml? That is awesome, trade grandpas?

idiothater1 4

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:33

I hope my grandchildren can say that one day... ;)

Mister_Triangle 21

Tuesday 10 January 2012 6:59

They'll definitely look at your Facebook archives

alexh15 13

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:33

I guess this was "In his day"...

Epikouros 31

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:35

How long was the shirt?

BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Tuesday 10 January 2012 3:47

Not long enough if it's on FML..

Akharr01 5

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:38

Great, you gave me an idea of what I have to deal with when my DAD get that old... Fyl

lemonsandgrapes 6

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:39

That's not an FML, that's LEGENDARY!

mborrie 1

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:40

I want a grandmom like that :D

bigAC 6

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:41

that's swag bitch

ALEXLASFLA 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:43

Hahaha thats fucken great

Ballin8864 4

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:45

Lmao, this was like the best one of the day. X)

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Today, at my job as a teacher, I saw a student cut another student's hair, I stopped a group of students from eating glue, and I had to tell a student to put away the toy cars he was playing with. I teach high school math. FML

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Today, at the vending machine at work, I selected a regular soda but a diet soda came out. It turns out the soda I did select was stuck behind the bottle of diet soda. Is the universe trying to tell me something? FML

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