Today, I came across a picture of my grandpa taking a hit off a bong, while wearing nothing but a Playboy shirt. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my grandpa accidentally posted a nude photo of himself on Facebook. I will never be able to unsee that. FML
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
Today, I went for a picnic by the river in the forest with my grandma. I forgot to bring a swimsuit, and wasn't wearing any underwear either, so she just made me go naked. I got caught fully naked by some dirt bikers when I went to find a spot to pee. My grandma just laughed, really hard. FML
Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML
Today, my dad gave me his old camera. I got home and eagerly turned it on to start using it. I was greeted by a photo of my father drunk, smiling, naked, and covered in peanut butter. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, I met my paternal grandfather for the first time. I’ve spent the last three months tracking him down. I poured my heart out and told about how much this meant to me. He told me I had a nice rack and asked for a cigarette. FML
Today, I uploaded a photo of myself at the beach on Facebook. The first comment it got was "Wow!! If I was 20 yrs younger, oh boy ;)". Yeah, thanks for that, grandpa. FML
Today, I realised I've become the background stoner character of any college movie, as I sat alone on my dorm's bed, wearing flannel over a Pac-Man shirt, and smoking weed out of a skull-shaped bong. Sorry, mom. FML
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DioMaledica 14
The username lol!!
laxbro182 1
Dude that's sick!!!! Get him to tell you stories, they would be epic!
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Comments (216)
Osiris123_fml 0
Match bowls with him
sassimo 0
wow best grandpa ever
johncrb 6
THAT'S AWESOME!! LMAO
feranmi101 0
I want ur grandpa he has g status my grandmas wildest back in the day was probably stealing poor mrs.witby's apples
isteadymob 4
Ya but in your grandpas day that could get him whipped by his master
Ikickmidgets 11
Like a mother ****** boss!
behemoth198 0
You should get it poster sized.
Jake_ToXic 3
Lmao woodstock all day!
havocmike 3
Stories like this will become more and more common add aging hippies begin to die
dorkasaurusROAR 7
Your grandpa is awesome.
IloveyouJon 11
Mental image D: