Relatable and Drugs: Stoned

Stoned

By Stereotypical - 30/06/2022 05:00 - Brazil - São Gonçalo

Today, I realised I've become the background stoner character of any college movie, as I sat alone on my dorm's bed, wearing flannel over a Pac-Man shirt, and smoking weed out of a skull-shaped bong. Sorry, mom. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 30 June 2022 13:11

And 90% of your vocabulary is "Wow" and "Dude?"

wysegirl 24

Thursday 30 June 2022 11:02

So fix your situation. You've realized your issue. Now what are you going to do to change it? it's you're choice to repair your life.

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wysegirl 24

Thursday 30 June 2022 11:02

So fix your situation. You've realized your issue. Now what are you going to do to change it? it's you're choice to repair your life.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 30 June 2022 13:11

And 90% of your vocabulary is "Wow" and "Dude?"

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