By ouch - 09/12/2009 17:09 - United States
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Yeah, a dingleberry is a small, dried clump of shit that's hanging onto one of your ass hairs because you couldn't be bothered to wipe properly or take a fucking shower. Either way, you didn't deserve that. You told the truth, and you were punished for it. She should have taken it for the compliment it was, not punished you for honesty. Now you're motivated to lie to her when she complains about stuff that's her fault anyway (being a fatass).
I'm sure you were trying to lighten the mood and tell her how attractive you think she is... but that's not the time to objectify a girl! (not that it's ever appropriate to objectify a girl, but that's an especially BAD moment). Sorry she got violent, though! eesh.
Third. (not third comment, but... oh never mind.) Yesterday I was looking at pictures from a girl from high school's facebook. I asked my husband if I was fatter than she or about the same size. He said "You're small than she is." It was a DAMNEDABLE lie, but definately the right answer.
I thought dingleberries were the result of poor wiping post bowl movement?
She threw the lamp at you because she was angry that you didn't look more like Clay Aiken. The insults were the icing on the cake.
I agree, neither are what contributes to eating disorders. The majority of people with anorexia nervosa, bulimia nervosa and other eating disorders have been sexually abused and/or assaulted. Rape is the number one cause. It has nothing to do with fashion, media, someone randomly calling you fat or any of that crap. It isn't about looking good or sexy either, it is actually often the opposite. I can't stand all of the myths and stereotypes people make about eating disorders, they don't know shit unless they are a professional specializing in them, or unless they have suffered from one themselves. (and a real one, not just someone crash dieting/emulating the symptoms and calling it "anorexia.") To the OP: You should have been more sensitive about her weight issue, though. Although what you said may be how you feel, it's not the best thing to throw at your girl. She shouldn't have thrown anything at you, either. If it's actually true she threw a lamp at you over your comment, she should be seeking some help for her emotional troubles...
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You're an idiot. Enough Said. You dont say that to a girl, it makes you seem like a player AND it just ADDS to her feeling self conscious. Its guys like you that cause eating disorders
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Yay! You've finally learned something useful in social life : whenever a girl talks about her weight, you just say you don't see what she's talking about. Because anything else will hurt her feelings A LOT and make you look like a total dumbass.
totally agree with this for real cause honestly if someone is overweight they kind of do need to be told by the person they are dating. I don't totally disagree with OP's strategy of trying to make her laugh instead of being preoccupied about her weight and just feeling ok with herself. Personally I think that what should have happened here is something along the lines of yea, I guess you have put on some weight but we can work out together it could be really fun. Sooner than you know it you might even be smaller than when we met and until then more cushion for the pushing. Cause the result of that is you getting playfully hit in the arm due to you making the goal sound attainable and youre telling her she is fun and yea you would have just called her fat but real secret like lol
Dingleberries are what you call poo balls that dangle from your anus. Most commonly seen on hairy dogs that need to be groomed. Op- I am so sorry that your asshole is so hairy that you have collected dangling balls of poo.