Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML
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Charlie Given
| 23
Sounds like she was planning on breaking up at the dinner and just used that as the excuse.
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bloopaloop
| 27
Sounds like the best thing that could have happened
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MidnaLink
| 32
She does understand how “random chance” works, right?
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Charlie Given
| 23
Sounds like she was planning on breaking up at the dinner and just used that as the excuse.
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tounces7
| 27
Clearly she's not very creative or very bright then, if that's the best she could come up with.
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Topper369
| 3
Sounds like you dodged a bullet.
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bloopaloop
| 27
Sounds like the best thing that could have happened
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chosha_fml
| 25
Thank God. Imagine being with someone that stupid and unfair long term.
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manb91uk
| 22
Do you see that bullet next to you? Yep, you dodged it! Well done, buddy!
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GamerChickxoxo
| 16
-a moment of silence for our fallen comrade
-did you atleast get a doggy bag for the bitch ?
-did you atleast get a doggy bag for the bitch ?
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demix_fml
| 32
Lucky escape?....
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RichardPencil
| 30
Yeah, that’s the real reason.
You don’t want to know...
You don’t want to know...
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Bubbilility
| 27
Was she not there to pick her food? How long was she in the toilet? This is just strange behaviour. You might be better off.