FML : Today, me and my girlfriend were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling...

Today, me and my girlfriend were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML

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You deserved it

By Nico711 / Saturday 30 March 2019 02:00 /

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By Charlie Given | 20

#7787481 - Saturday 30 March 2019 2:56

Sounds like she was planning on breaking up at the dinner and just used that as the excuse.

By bloopaloop | 15

#7787489 - Saturday 30 March 2019 3:14

Sounds like the best thing that could have happened

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By MidnaLink | 31

#7787468 - Saturday 30 March 2019 2:11

She does understand how “random chance” works, right?

By Charlie Given | 20

#7787481 - Saturday 30 March 2019 2:56

Sounds like she was planning on breaking up at the dinner and just used that as the excuse.

tounces7 | 26

#7787901 - Sunday 31 March 2019 6:39

Clearly she's not very creative or very bright then, if that's the best she could come up with.

By Topper369 | 0

#7787485 - Saturday 30 March 2019 3:03

Sounds like you dodged a bullet.

By bloopaloop | 15

#7787489 - Saturday 30 March 2019 3:14

Sounds like the best thing that could have happened

By chosha_fml | 25

#7787490 - Saturday 30 March 2019 3:22

Thank God. Imagine being with someone that stupid and unfair long term.

By manb91uk | 22

#7787494 - Saturday 30 March 2019 3:44

Do you see that bullet next to you? Yep, you dodged it! Well done, buddy!

By GamerChickxoxo | 15

#7787497 - Saturday 30 March 2019 3:58

-a moment of silence for our fallen comrade
-did you atleast get a doggy bag for the bitch ?

By demix_fml | 27

#7787499 - Saturday 30 March 2019 4:41

Lucky escape?....

By RichardPencil | 27

#7787502 - Saturday 30 March 2019 4:49

Yeah, that’s the real reason.

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By Fire_Princess16 | 26

#7787507 - Saturday 30 March 2019 5:42

Was she not there to pick her food? How long was she in the toilet? This is just strange behaviour. You might be better off.

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