By Nico711 - 30/03/2019 02:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML
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Charlie Given 26

Sounds like she was planning on breaking up at the dinner and just used that as the excuse.

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bloopaloop 27

Sounds like the best thing that could have happened

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MidnaLink 33

She does understand how “random chance” works, right?

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Charlie Given 26

Sounds like she was planning on breaking up at the dinner and just used that as the excuse.

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tounces7 27

Clearly she's not very creative or very bright then, if that's the best she could come up with.

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Topper369 3

Sounds like you dodged a bullet.

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bloopaloop 27

Sounds like the best thing that could have happened

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chosha_fml 26

Thank God. Imagine being with someone that stupid and unfair long term.

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manb91uk 22

Do you see that bullet next to you? Yep, you dodged it! Well done, buddy!

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GamerChickxoxo 16

-a moment of silence for our fallen comrade -did you atleast get a doggy bag for the bitch ?

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RichardPencil 30

Yeah, that’s the real reason. You don’t want to know...

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Bubbilility 27

Was she not there to pick her food? How long was she in the toilet? This is just strange behaviour. You might be better off.

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