Today, I bought some makeup supplies at the supermarket. The cashier snorted and muttered, "Not enough in the world for you." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML
Today, I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approached the register, I looked in my wallet for the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes, "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it this much." FML
Today, I went to the supermarket to get some Easter gifts for my kids. At the register, I was verbally abused to the point of tears by the cashier, for having way too many items for the 12 items or less lane. I had 13. FML
Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML
Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML
Today, I was waiting in line while a lady paid for her shopping, when her credit card got declined. She started ranting and insulting everyone and kept insisting: "I'm not poor!" By the time the lady had finally stormed off, I had spittle on my face, and the cashier was almost in tears. FML
Today, at my new job, I took some food out to a customer. Walking away, I heard a lady mumble, "Oh my God, you could never pay me enough to wear that." FML
Today, while buying laxatives at a store, the cashier loudly declared that I'm "too pretty" to be constipated. What? FML
Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML
Today, I went to a corner store to restock my chocolate stash. A guy from work walked in to see me and the cashier arguing about the amount of candy I was trying to buy with a jar of pennies. He took one look at me and said, "That time of the month, eh?" FML
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Top comments
FrankHotpants 31
People must not really value their jobs.
ballettillidie 8
No amount of makeup can mask her ugly heart.
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Comments (85)
miSsFlien 15
We cant be all pretty. And the cashier knows it.
Epikouros 32
Ah, an FML from my country, proud of its beautiful mountains and its friendly customer service.
simsgirlgem 25
I don't know the laws of the Netherlands but in the U.S. or at least where I live rude comments get you one warning no three strikes thing meaning you act like a rude ass again you'll be canned
narrowords 18
Some customers deserve to be put down... Not saying OP did anything, but customers are not always nice people, either!
OddShoeLaces 13
I never really believe these. Why would anyone sacrifice their job to be this cheeky?
musikchik 6
That's grounds to talk to a manager right there. Customer service people shouldn't be rude!
kewpiesuicide 29
Someone said that to me back in high school. I ruptured his eardrum.
kewpiesuicide 29
A security guard at the mall called me a dyke a few months ago. A well written letter got him fired and me a $50 gift card to any store in the mall.
amy6703 6
Who cares, she's a cashier. She makes minimum wage. Obviously her own life isn't great and she has to tear others down to comfort herself.
Octwo 16
Some people hate their jobs. Unfortunately there are people that think taking out their frustration on others is the way to deal with their problems.