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By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 04:13 - United States

Today, at my new job, I took some food out to a customer. Walking away, I heard a lady mumble, "Oh my God, you could never pay me enough to wear that." FML

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Today, on my first day of work, my new boss treated me to lunch. Thinking she was really nice, I thanked her for the treat. She fixed me with a cold, unsmiling stare and said, "Oh, don't thank me. I'm being paid to do this." FML

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Today, at work I was trying to be nice and give a customer a discount because she was having trouble finding money to pay for her food. Everybody behind her then demanded a discount as well. FML

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By hexphoenix - 07/04/2015 00:58 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while at my job, a couple became angry with me because I charged them for an extra ranch they'd ordered, as I'm supposed to. When I explained how it says in the menu how any additional sauces are an extra charge, she said nastily, "That's okay, we'll just take it out of your tip". FML

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By fatty - 29/04/2015 01:36 - United States - West Chester

Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML

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Brittneyyyy 7

Tuesday 14 December 2010 9:13

What a bitch.

White_Fury 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 9:14

Look on the bright side OP, at least you are being paid enough to wear that! :)

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Brittneyyyy 7

Tuesday 14 December 2010 9:13

What a bitch.

iliketurdles 7

Tuesday 14 December 2010 9:51

Your dog looks awesome. what breed is it may I ask? :D

EpicPear 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 10:48

The one on the left or the right?

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Tuesday 14 December 2010 10:58

^^OH NO YOU DIDN'T! this reminds me of when I visited the ninja restaurant in japan. all staff were dressed as ninja. And I though they looked the same before...

atticuz 2

Tuesday 14 December 2010 11:25

I'm sorry you work at Hot Dog on a Stick

mamamiaaa_fml 12

Tuesday 14 December 2010 12:32

lmao 30. I like. OP uhh hmmmph. if it's a uniform then who cares doesn't matter. butt if it's your own clothing YDI.

ShadyFTW1 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 12:50

I'd take the dog on the right any day .

chocchipcookies 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 13:21

It looks like a Siberian Husky or a Malamute...? I think so :)

Brittneyyyy 7

Tuesday 14 December 2010 20:28

It's a wolf :P

Waffcakes 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 9:13

RUDE.

nikkibeez 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 10:14

maybe that lady was one of those kids who mommy & daddy paid for everything and she never had to work until after college. how nice it must be to have that kind of lifestyle. not everyone is so lucky, at least you are working tho. some ppl can't get jobs.

PiMpMySaLaD 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 11:56

probaly and 2ur really hot

Nuketown 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 14:02

I agree with 22 and 37. oooh the things I would do, to mrs 22. we would lay in a bed, while I get some head, id play some black ops, shed play with my black c---

alysser0817 1

Saturday 23 July 2011 18:11

White_Fury 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 9:14

Look on the bright side OP, at least you are being paid enough to wear that! :)

fml98kevin 4

Wednesday 15 December 2010 6:40

lol yeah

alaaloo_fml_fml 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 9:16

So? It's just your uniform. Be grateful, some people don't even have jobs where they would be forced to wear a hideous getup.

counterfit 10

Tuesday 14 December 2010 9:38

Yeah, not everyone can work at Hooter's.

generalasskicker 12

Tuesday 14 December 2010 9:43

ah hooters exposed cleavage hot wings and some of them have bars God I love america

alaaloo_fml_fml 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 9:54

Hahaha. What's the worst uniform you've ever seen?

generalasskicker 12

Tuesday 14 December 2010 9:59

hmm I can't remeber what the establishment was but a girl was dressed as a mushroom in Biloxi

alaaloo_fml_fml 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 10:00

Oh wow. Hahaha

generalasskicker 12

Tuesday 14 December 2010 10:07

yeah I waved at her and she flipped me off

alaaloo_fml_fml 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 10:15

Haha she was probably just butt hurt about having to wear a giant mushroom.

BamaPrincess2005 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 20:20

If you can't handle 1 (prob jealous) lady saying that, Hooters isn't a good job for you! I've been called a ***** & much worse during 3 years at Hooters, esp by women!