Today, I bought some makeup supplies at the supermarket. The cashier snorted and muttered, "Not enough in the world for you." FML
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Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML
Today, I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approached the register, I looked in my wallet for the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes, "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it this much." FML
Today, I went to the supermarket to get some Easter gifts for my kids. At the register, I was verbally abused to the point of tears by the cashier, for having way too many items for the 12 items or less lane. I had 13. FML
Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML
Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML
Today, I was waiting in line while a lady paid for her shopping, when her credit card got declined. She started ranting and insulting everyone and kept insisting: "I'm not poor!" By the time the lady had finally stormed off, I had spittle on my face, and the cashier was almost in tears. FML
Today, at my new job, I took some food out to a customer. Walking away, I heard a lady mumble, "Oh my God, you could never pay me enough to wear that." FML
Today, while buying laxatives at a store, the cashier loudly declared that I'm "too pretty" to be constipated. What? FML
Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML
Today, I went to a corner store to restock my chocolate stash. A guy from work walked in to see me and the cashier arguing about the amount of candy I was trying to buy with a jar of pennies. He took one look at me and said, "That time of the month, eh?" FML
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Top comments
FrankHotpants 31
People must not really value their jobs.
ballettillidie 8
No amount of makeup can mask her ugly heart.
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Comments (85)
SilencioIsTheKey 12
" You're brains landed you a job as a cashier. I can tell anything you say or think is beneath me."
StarrySky197 4
You should have asked to see the manager that is extremely unprofessional! If I were to do that I'd be fired to fast!
DropTheDaggerxx 31
@51, it's sad, but people definitely are rude for no valid reason at times. Some people take joy in simply being an asshole to anyone and everyone. I hope you reported him, OP. Or told him off right there -- people like that usually cower at actual confrontation, they just like to bully because they know most people won't call them out on it.
CrystalFelix 13
That's extremely rude. Clearly he doesn't value his job nor respect people. Take his rude comment as: "You don't need any make-up!" :) Tell him thanks...that will throw him off guard! haha
sassy2085 16
No amount of brain cells will make her anymore intelligent either. I see these posts all the time and wonder what kind of world we live in that people can't even have common decency. :(
sassy2085 16
Where do you get your make up supplies bitches r us? :)
dudechef 8
Reach across the counter and give her/him a good slap - well earned I say
SerendipityRose 26
Right before reporting them OP should lean in close, sniff the air & say, "And no amount of perfume could cover up the stink of you being a disrespectful little shit-stain."
Brilliant66star 17
Let it be that cashier's last laugh and let his/her life-defining lessons in compassion, humility, kindness, etc., come cascading toward him/her. The sooner, the better. Love yourself!
BelfastNuts 15
I gotta say that the cashier is legendary!