By TuteSweet - 12/08/2011 06:17 - United States

Today, I walked outside my house to find my father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing like a maniac and screaming, "Die bitches! Die!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 545
You deserved it 4 797

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Who needs to call pest control when you've got dad?

Cool dad bro. Also at least he was wearing undies? :)


I do this with cockroaches, I also leave a knife out so they know what's comin to them. Also leave the dead ones over night. Sending those bugs a stern message.

nixter5 18

I think he might have had a fee too many last night, don't you think?

Vasin_fml 15

Well he didn't want ant's in his pant's.

did your new friend come over and see him naked later on?

Pixxio_O 11

I prefer to just eat them, there's no need to invest in ant kill...

Damn_Hippster 11

I'm never in my underwear but I have said "Die Bitches" to them.

He sounds like my pimp. Only with more guns and baseball bats and less ant poison.

leftyy 0

top 5 funniest fmls I've a Eva read do sho

you will never know until you try . its fun!

skizzlerz 0

Any Bully much? Just don't be surprised if you find a bug sized version of your father on your kitchen counter tomorrow trying to steal a bread crumb.

18 - you're sick, but I like your style.

Sounds like he's the type of guy who'd rather use a blow torch on the roaches and a sound amplifier so he could hear the screams of the roaches. Haha. There's this roach killer in Russia that when you spray the roaches, they stop, start to shake, literally split in two, and die. It's rad.

122, significant decrease of cockroaches a d bugs in my house now. This method works.

well my solution for ANY kind of pests is simply arming my lighter and parfume, aim at the target, pulling the trigger of both at thr same time i tried shooting a big spider with my electrical Airsoft gun but it didnt gone very well...

Was he met by all the neighborhood kids and their paintball guns?

andy_l 14

Watch out for him, if there's ever a zombie apocalypse.

angiedancesalott 8

i wish my dad did that! hahaha.

MyScrewedUpLifeS 0

don't piss off your dad. and consider getting him some pills...and pants

sparklecherry 4

Yeah, sure 150. I bet your house is nasty with dead roaches laying around.

Who needs to call pest control when you've got dad?

Haha. Guess the problem needed to be taken care of quickly! Wearing pants maximises your chances of getting them stuck in the pant legs.

Introducing D.A.D. Also known as Die, ants! Die! It's 100 percent effective, and 100 percent embarrassing!

jake1632 9

#2 you gotta niiiiice pussy might wanna shave that thingbefore it starts shedding.

Since he does not seem to be embarrassed easily, you should tell all your friends and family. They will laugh, and you will feel better.

1vdog 0

I think you mean psychiatrist.

bizarre_ftw 21

No, isn't it obvious? She means chiropractor! How'd you guys miss that?

Cool dad bro. Also at least he was wearing undies? :)

denbeste 3

Yes, he was. Read the fml, or was that a random question mark?

so true! things could have been a whole lot worse without them..

yomommma 6

It would have been better if he was wearing a thong.

yomommma 6

It would have been better if he was wearing a thong.

17 While you're at it, read the username, slowly... I think "bro" is an incorrect term to describe op...

Wow I could not find anything to say this is just so ... odd.

kooner55 0

My dad does that but with gun and the ants are my family

Who wouldn't do that? I ******* hate those little bastards I cANT stand them D:

Ants are ass holes, that's common knowledge.

MsMeiriona 2

They're an invasion force, gotta protect his home!

Majstr 23

One day they will eat your dinner.

sourgirl101 28
enonymous 8

These ants were plotting a terrorist attack on the sugar bowl.

ImmaB3AST 7

They are on his property duhh! Kill them bitches

the ants got his pants!! ants in the pants!:).

Can I have your dad? Mine is too boring.