Today, I bought some makeup supplies at the supermarket. The cashier snorted and muttered, "Not enough in the world for you." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML
Today, I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approached the register, I looked in my wallet for the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes, "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it this much." FML
Today, I went to the supermarket to get some Easter gifts for my kids. At the register, I was verbally abused to the point of tears by the cashier, for having way too many items for the 12 items or less lane. I had 13. FML
Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML
Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML
Today, I was waiting in line while a lady paid for her shopping, when her credit card got declined. She started ranting and insulting everyone and kept insisting: "I'm not poor!" By the time the lady had finally stormed off, I had spittle on my face, and the cashier was almost in tears. FML
Today, at my new job, I took some food out to a customer. Walking away, I heard a lady mumble, "Oh my God, you could never pay me enough to wear that." FML
Today, while buying laxatives at a store, the cashier loudly declared that I'm "too pretty" to be constipated. What? FML
Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML
Today, I went to a corner store to restock my chocolate stash. A guy from work walked in to see me and the cashier arguing about the amount of candy I was trying to buy with a jar of pennies. He took one look at me and said, "That time of the month, eh?" FML
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Top comments
FrankHotpants 31
People must not really value their jobs.
ballettillidie 8
No amount of makeup can mask her ugly heart.
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Comments (85)
Omniprism 15
What an asshole. Don't listen to that **** face. I'm not great looking but I still wear makeup and am married. I would report them to their supervisor.
threer 30
Or maybe the manager will be a female ..? Don't just assume it's a he .. I'd call you a dick but it might just be pure accident.
aj9090 9
Rude bitch...
Vidimus 13
It's not a part of the cashier's job--or ******* business--to comment on your purchases. Report their sorry ass to the manager.
svecco 4
Jeez, 'Murica, where you must sue and / or get other people fired for just about anything. Look at me funny? Fired! His shadow's touching mine? Sue him for sexual harassment! Luckily not every people in other countries feel the need to do so. Go Netherlands! :)
cmb8280 24
These FMLs really piss me off. What would ever make someone think they had the right to talk to another human being like this? ******* piece of trash, I hope you reported them to management and they were fired. I'm sorry you experienced that, OP.
Justice_Beaver 13
The cashier might be jealous...
deathskittlez 6
What a mean bitch! I hope she gets diarrhea.
Krystal3408 32
Tell him off. That was way too rude.
mary_buczynski 7
Makeup at the supermarket?