Today, I bought some makeup supplies at the supermarket. The cashier snorted and muttered, "Not enough in the world for you." FML
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Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML
Today, I went to Walmart to get some acne cream. As I approached the register, I looked in my wallet for the money. The cashier saw that I didn't have enough money, and before I could say anything, he goes, "Just take it, I've never seen anyone who needs it this much." FML
Today, I went to the supermarket to get some Easter gifts for my kids. At the register, I was verbally abused to the point of tears by the cashier, for having way too many items for the 12 items or less lane. I had 13. FML
Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML
Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML
Today, I was waiting in line while a lady paid for her shopping, when her credit card got declined. She started ranting and insulting everyone and kept insisting: "I'm not poor!" By the time the lady had finally stormed off, I had spittle on my face, and the cashier was almost in tears. FML
Today, at my new job, I took some food out to a customer. Walking away, I heard a lady mumble, "Oh my God, you could never pay me enough to wear that." FML
Today, while buying laxatives at a store, the cashier loudly declared that I'm "too pretty" to be constipated. What? FML
Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML
Today, I went to a corner store to restock my chocolate stash. A guy from work walked in to see me and the cashier arguing about the amount of candy I was trying to buy with a jar of pennies. He took one look at me and said, "That time of the month, eh?" FML
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Top comments
FrankHotpants 31
People must not really value their jobs.
ballettillidie 8
No amount of makeup can mask her ugly heart.
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Comments (85)
XistingPrince 9
Rude...
pinguino3669_fml 23
Well someone's in a bad mood...OP disregard what he/she said, they probably need glasses anyway :)
TheDrifter 24
Wordifying is fun, I do a lot of it while I'm getting drunkified, waiting on the grill to warmify so I can foodify.
clarinetplayer01 9
Seems like she's lonely.
TogeBara 12
Not going to lie, its true for some people, but that would also be a matter of opinion. What might be ugly to him/her could be beautiful to someone else. You'll find someone if you haven't already so no worries.
ise3 10
It might be fun but when done improperly you look like an idiot.
SkyGuy32 17
Or egg the store.
Dame84 6
Absolutely.
Ashley868 10
I once had that happen to me. Although she was very loud about it. There was a cute guy behind me so I think she wanted to impress him. She said: "Why bother? You're so fugly nothing but surgery will help." That basically ruined my night. So I understand OP.
queendeadjesters 2
People don't say these types of things for no reason. What the cashier said must have been the truth.