Today, I bought Plan B for the first time. Not because I had unprotected sex, but to make the cashier think someone would actually sleep with me. FML
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Today, I once again bought condoms at the gas station to make the people who work there think that I have a sex life. FML
Today, I nervously went to the store to buy condoms for the first time. I felt like everything was going well, and checked out happily. As I was walking out, the cashier lady said to the woman next in line, "He thinks he's going to need condoms." They both looked at me and started laughing. FML
Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML
Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy the Plan B pill. The pharmacist recognized me and said, "Really? Again?" FML
Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML
Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML
Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I bought a Plan B at CVS. I always use my parents' phone number for reward points. Turns out my mom is enrolled in digital receipts. FML
Today, I wore a fake wedding ring on my left hand when buying a pregnancy test so the cashier at Walmart wouldn't think I'm a slut. FML
Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML
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Top comments
idkweird 0
Why the hell would the person at the pharmacy counter care whether or not you're having sex? Pathetic.
succubusprime 0
YDI for wasting $50 on someone who will forget about you seconds after leaving the store.
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Comments (146)
theeBeezWaXx 0
wow, im pretty sure thee cashier forgot about you seconds after thee transaction. maybee you should try another wayy of boosting your self esteem "/.
ayerimrod 0
wtf? why would u do that??
sourpunch 0
thats stupid. ydi cuz ur too shallow and care what strangers think about u. and the cashier woul think that ur irresponsible for having unprotected sex and not that that girl can get laid
WhtRabbid 2
Ummm $70 for 3 seconds of self esteem boost? At least in strip clubs you get 3 songs for $20. I feel bad for you, it's a very expensive "therapy".
scks2bYOU 0
loser!
Smash22 0
that plan b is fifty bucks!! why would you spend that kind of money to make the cashier the only person think you get ass!! if you are really that desprerate buy a box of condoms or better yet go have a one night stand!!
joliecolly 0
lol
Kiara41 0
What a waste of money for a selfish reason! Let someone who needs it buy it or give it to one of your friends!
jesir60541 0
so you want the casheir to think you're a **** that doesn't know how to use birth control? good plan.
woofypoms 0
wow, you're pathetic. why does some random cashier's opinion mean that much to you? she doesn't give a crap about you. also agreeing with jesiri as well. good job.