Today, I bought Plan B for the first time. Not because I had unprotected sex, but to make the cashier think someone would actually sleep with me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I once again bought condoms at the gas station to make the people who work there think that I have a sex life. FML
Today, I nervously went to the store to buy condoms for the first time. I felt like everything was going well, and checked out happily. As I was walking out, the cashier lady said to the woman next in line, "He thinks he's going to need condoms." They both looked at me and started laughing. FML
Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML
Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy the Plan B pill. The pharmacist recognized me and said, "Really? Again?" FML
Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML
Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML
Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I bought a Plan B at CVS. I always use my parents' phone number for reward points. Turns out my mom is enrolled in digital receipts. FML
Today, I wore a fake wedding ring on my left hand when buying a pregnancy test so the cashier at Walmart wouldn't think I'm a slut. FML
Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML
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idkweird 0
Why the hell would the person at the pharmacy counter care whether or not you're having sex? Pathetic.
succubusprime 0
YDI for wasting $50 on someone who will forget about you seconds after leaving the store.
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mzhonesty 0
Because it just makes PERFECT sense to buy a $50-something Plan B instead of a $20-something pack of condoms. You're now assumed to be ugly and irresponsible with your money and your life.
Fyourlifekidss 0
you shouldve bough condoms or something. gosh lady.
lauwen16 0
I need that shit..
VelvetThunder 0
Just so the correct info is here, no one has described the Plan B pill correctly yet. It does NOT act in any type of "abortion" method. It does NOT "increase the thickness" of the uterine lining, either. It doesn't affect or "prevent" any implantation of zygotes (fertilized eggs). It DOES prevent the RELEASE of any eggs into the womb. Therefore there will be nothing there to get fertilized, nor will anything be there to GET implanted onto the uterus. So it acts BEFORE any egg or sperm can even meet. So there's no "abortion" factor to it at all. Nifty, huh? If you are a woman, and you happened to have released an egg before you take this pill and it was in the vicinity of fresh sperm at the time, then the egg MAY get fertilized, and it MAY get implanted onto the Uterine wall, but this pill will do nothing to prevent any of THAT, it's all about the timing. Since you're only releasing an egg once a month or so, the odds are pretty good that you can stop your monthly delivery at nearly any point. Those are the facts. If you like even more detail, go here and learn: http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2006/04/why_the_wingnuts_hate_plan_b.php
indianabummer 0
Where in the world are you all going? It's only 30$ where I go
LuckyYes77 0
not sad, just dumb. really Effin dumb
cindebaby 0
lmao @145
NJatTheDisco 5
soooooo instead of buying condoms that will make people believe youre having sex .... you buy plan B which only shows thats youre an irresponsible bimbo who doesnt protect herself, right and you wanted this persons attention? he's probably laughing at you.
BritOlivas 0
Thats stupid. Why care what other people think to begin with. And plan B well im against all that bullshit. But its pathetic what some people do. Since you care, why didn't you just get some condoms? Instead you made yourself look like someone who isn't smart and who is heartless.
imtheloudfriend 0
what the hell plan b is expensive shit you could have bought a five dollar pregnancy test or condoms or something ur kinna dumb for spending all that money on something you dont need.