Bad timing

By Anonymous - 21/11/2020 17:01 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, someone screwed up the roller door at work, so I had to fix it. After doing so and leaving work late, I get home to find out my dog of 14 years had to be put down. If the door didn't need fixing, I would've been able to say goodbye. FML

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RichardPencil 30

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Saturday 21 November 2020 6:24

I'm sorry for your loss. Maybe you should tell the person who screwed up the roller door to buy you a new dog. Seems fair.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

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Sunday 22 November 2020 7:37

I am so sorry for your loss. That is an absolutely terrible thing to come home to after work, staying late or not. Thoughts and prayers are with you.

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RichardPencil 30

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Saturday 21 November 2020 6:24

I'm sorry for your loss. Maybe you should tell the person who screwed up the roller door to buy you a new dog. Seems fair.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

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Sunday 22 November 2020 7:37

I am so sorry for your loss. That is an absolutely terrible thing to come home to after work, staying late or not. Thoughts and prayers are with you.

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Thursday 3 December 2020 9:04

find the person who broke the door and put them down

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