Money: Today, I bought myself an MP3 player. Later, I was laying in... - FML

By Blue - 19/11/2008 11:02 - France

Today, I bought myself an MP3 player. Later, I was laying in bed, listening to music and eating a bowl of cereal, when I went to move the bowl of cereal on the bedside table for some shut eye. I dropped my MP3 player into the leftover milk. FML

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grandmasattack 0

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Friday 13 March 2009 6:15

Add "saves your mp3 player" to the list of the reasons why you should drink all of your milk

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Sunday 24 May 2009 6:09

something ive learnt over the years of being an idiot, dont eat cerial in bed

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Wednesday 4 February 2009 12:37

put it to good use and gobble that shit up.

Emily84 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 1:50

Not to worry, the MP3 player is probably still under warranty. As long as you don't tell the tech support people HOW it broke, they'll send you a new one.

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Friday 13 March 2009 6:15

Add "saves your mp3 player" to the list of the reasons why you should drink all of your milk

Boomi 38

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Wednesday 14 September 2016 18:19

Why don't some people drink the milk? If they don't like milk, why not leave milk out of the cereal bowl?

MyImmortal_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 12:55

Blow-dry it.

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Sunday 29 March 2009 23:53

GROAN! Oh no.

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Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:23

and you wouldn't look where you put your new MP3 player down... why? irresponsible.

happierthenyou 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 13:58

how long are you going to eat the cereal o_o if there is still milk in it "after a while"

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Wednesday 29 April 2009 9:00

Pay more attention next time. I-pods aren't cheap!

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Sunday 24 May 2009 6:09

something ive learnt over the years of being an idiot, dont eat cerial in bed

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Friday 5 June 2009 4:57

Don't eat cereal and listen to your portable music playing device, kids.

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